1. Your roommate is the philanthropy chair and asks you to help her set up for her event.
Those times when its raining, your bed is just too comfortable to leave, and you have absolutely no valid excuse to give your roommate except that you just do not want to go.
2. Sunday rolls around and your roommate finally breaks down about how your room is starting to look like a fraternity.
3. When you have separation anxiety when your roommates are all in class.
4. Your roommate is having a stressful week, and being overly dramatic about everything.
5. ...including their future job, love life, and well-being.
6. Thereby causing the room to have an intervention and pull them back to reality.
6. One of your roommates starts sleep talking while everyone else is asleep, and you're convinced their next move is to come attack you.
The room is too dark too tell, but your almost positive you can hear them getting up to come towards your bed. Actually Sarah what are you dreaming about?
7. That time when one of your roommates tries to go gluten free.
8. So you taunt them with a large Papa Johns pizza.
9. Trying to pick a movie that everyone agrees on.
Face it, romantic comedies will always win...always.
10. Trying to stop your roommate from attacking the guy in her class when she sees him out.
11. All of you have developed the ornate skill of making up ridiculous excuses for almost anything.
12. Regretting being in the car with your roommate who drives like she's in the Indy 500.
Reminding yourself of the real reason you always offer to drive to Sonic.
13. When you see your roommate on campus wearing your clothes.
But truthfully you don't really care. Whats mine is yours.
14. Hiding in the closet for 20 minutes to scare your roommate because it's honestly hilarious.
15. Hugs are a daily routine.
16. When you eat your roommate's entire new box of Cheez-its.
17. When you all decide to stay in on Friday night, and entertain yourselves by watching people fall down the steps from Phi Delt.
18. When your roommate never fails to set her alarm at 7 a.m., and then continues to snooze it for the next two hours.
It's an orchestra of alarms every morning, and no matter how hard you try to cover your ears with your pillow you can't fall back asleep.
19. When your roommate doesn't hear you come back from class early.
20. Outsiders don't understand that roommate naps are the best naps.
Why have two beds when you can share one?
21. Complementing each other when getting ready to go out usually goes something like this.
22. When your roommate thinks she's the next Beyonce.
23. When your roommate finally tells you something that you've secretly known after eavesdropping on her call.
24. Your maturity level has significantly decreased since living with each other.
It's to the point that you've started giving names to every inanimate object from the flower pot to the stapler.
25. One of your roommates is overly aggressive.
26. When your roommate asks dumb questions that you don't know the answer too...or care.
"Did you guys know that Glasgow is the most dangerous city in Europe? "
27. When you all realize the semester is coming to a close, and the new room assignments come out for next year, but none of you want to leave.
Is it possible to live in this room for the rest of our life?
