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28 Pick Up Lines For Science Majors

You look familiar -- did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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28 Pick Up Lines For Science Majors
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When it comes to pick up lines, the possibilities are endless. Whether you're looking to wow a science major with your scientific knowledge or you need some new jokes to use on your friends, here are 28 pick up lines for science majors that will at least get you a laugh.

1. You have a great phenotype.

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3. I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

4. I think we have a covalent bond.

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6. You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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8. Are you a piece of carbon? Because I would love to date you.

9. I think you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

10. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U.

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12. You’re hotter than a Bunsen burner set to full power.

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15. Are you my appendix? Because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

16. You make my dopamine levels go all silly.

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18. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

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20. Your pH must be 14 because you're the most basic need in my life right now.

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22. Hey girl, you must be immune to my white blood cells because you are killing me.

23. Girl, your name must be Phylum because you are above class.

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25. My name is Bond. Covalent Bond.

26. I Sulfer when you Argon.

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28. Even if there wasn’t gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.


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