Regardless of how terrible you feel, even on your worst of days, there are some classic corny jokes that are just so ridiculous you can't help but crack a smile or try to cover a giggle. I hope some of these are those kind.

1. What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business.

2. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

3. Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? He had locomotives.

4. What kind of shoes to ninjas wear? Sneakers.

5. How does NASA organize a company party? They planet.

6. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the "p" is silent.

7. What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing, they fast.

8. What do you call a mermaid on a roof? Aerial.

9. You cannot run in a campground, you can only ran; because it is past tents.

10. What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

11. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

12. Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get soap in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

13. What's the moon's favorite gum? Orbit.

14. Why don't they play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.

15. How many tickles does it take an octopus to laugh? Ten-tickles

16. What did the duck say to the bartender? Put it on my bill.

17. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.

18. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prince.

19. Why was the mermaid wearing seashells? Because she outgrew her B-shells.

20. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality.

21. How do you make an egg-roll? Push it.

22. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

23. I tried to take a picture of some fog. I mist.

24. I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

25. We don't have any vegetable jokes yet, so if you do, lettuce know.

26. Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

27. I feel like we're drifting apart. Maybe it's time we sea otter people.

28. Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he never lands. This joke never gets old.