Warning: you are about to read a very stereotypical article about students from the Rochester Institute of Technology.
1. "Seriously, I am the only girl in this class?"
To the girls out there - we will make our mark on RIT despite the ratio.
2. "It's all your fault!"
Sometimes our hockey team is great, other times not so much. No matter what we will still keep cheering for them. Go Tigers!
3. "What's Destler's weather machine forecast today?"
4. "Just kidding Rochester weather is horrible, I'll just wear every layer I own."
5. "Or maybe I'll be that kid who wears shorts to class in a blizzard."
6. "When is that kid going to take a damn shower?"
Some people are a lost cause. Try spraying them with Febreze?
7. "Why don't the tunnels connect the dorms and academic side yet?"
Never stop dreaming, but it will probably never happen.
8. "Do I have to eat at Gracie's?"
If you're a first year, then yes you do. Luckily for you, once you reach second year status you never have to set foot in there if you don't want to.
9. Where's the free Salvatore's at?
On an average day.. it's everywhere on campus.
10. "That umbrella looks like a gun."
The infamous umbrella incident will live on forever.
11. "Intersession is too long, but at the same time I like doing nothing for six weeks."
Luckily RIT approved a new academic calendar that has eliminated intersession and instead implemented a shorter winter break period.
12. "Watching students sprint around campus for HvZ is absolutely hilarious."
We may get a good laugh out of the competition, but watch out they really do come out of nowhere and are good at what they do. Oh and make sure to wear your green bandana or else you could be at risk of being mistaken for a zombie...
13. "I really wish I knew ASL so I could talk to more girls here."
14. "Hurricane Sandy or an average walk through the wind tunnel?"
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15. "Winter is coming."
16. "What are these quarters people speak of?"
17. "I should probably get off reddit. Oh well."
18. "Dank memes"
(insert dank meme here)
19. "Career fair is the only day of the year I will slightly care what I look like."
Oh and maybe interview day too, if I get one.
20. "I need friends and I should be social tonight, but video games are good."
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21. "I'm thirsty, MacGregor's anyone?"
Lets be honest.. beer isn't the only thing many of you are thirsty for.
22. "I refuse to call Zonies, Calios."
Just like many people refuse to accept that quarters no longer exist.
23."Let's go to a LAN party on Saturday."
24. "When are they going to tear down Riverknoll?"
25. "Also, when are they going to build a parking garage?"
26. "I love RIT."
We are here for a reason.
27. "All I want is to get a girl to talk to me though."
May the odds be ever in your favor. Stay nerdy RIT.
