Some things are just inherently true. At Troy, we have some things that make us, us.

1. The Saga hill is a death sentence.

2. Computer Concepts is the worst GenEd class.

3. Parking is a literal nightmare.

4. You can't graduate without going for a dip in the quad fountain.

5. Publix opening was the biggest thing that happened to Troy in a long time.

6. It's normal to hear at least four languages as you walk from class to class.

7. You accept cats as the unofficial school mascot. Seriously, where do they come from?!

8. You've gotten used to reconnecting to the wifi every time you change buildings.

9. You know that game day wouldn't be the same without Sound of the South.

10. You've had the fight song memorized since your first football game.

11. You've met Dr. Kline at least three times.

12. You study for weeks just to fail Mrs. Thomas' first Computer Concepts test just like everyone said you would.

13. You don't go see a movie unless it's Dollar Movie Night.

14. Speaking of which, you felt like you were being personally attacked when you heard UAC was thinking about making it two dollars.

15. You've gone to the library late at night just to remember it closes in like an hour.

16. You wish Starbucks took Flex Points.

17. You'd protect Neal Brown at all costs.

18. Same goes for Chancellor Hawkins.

19. You complain that Moe's on campus is more expensive than other Moe's.

20. But you still spend all your flex points there.

21. Did I mention parking is a nightmare?

22. Because it is.

23. You find your home away from home here.

24. Or, Troy becomes so much like home that you never want to leave.

25. You accept the fact that if you live in a dorm you'll have to evacuate at least once for a 2am fire drill.

26. You know most of our professors are world-class.

27. You'd never trade your four years at Troy for anything.