Tis the season for sun bathing! If you're anything like me then I'm sure you love nothing more than being nice and tan during the summer months. Tanning salons get so expensive, so why not take advantage of the natural UV powers of the sun? Pictures make it look so glamorous, but truth is, there's nothing glamorous about puddles of sweat and bugs. Each summer day we face the never ending battle of wanting to be tan but not wanting to lay out in the heat for hours. Laying out in your yard always sounds like a good idea at first but throughout that tanning session, you're bound to have some or most of these thoughts!
1. What a beautiful day, perfect to lay out!
...So you thought
2. 88 degrees and sunny, not bad
You thought without considering humidity and lack of a breeze
3. That bathing suit is so cute, but it's going to give me the worst tan lines
They're tacky.
4. *Sees tanning oil with SPF 8*
Nope thats way too high, I'll never tan with that on!
5. I'm gonna' be healthy today
*brings fruit outside*
6. Almost forgot to angle my chair at the perfect angle under the sun
Good thing I caught that, otherwise I probably wouldn't tan
7. I missed this!
The winter is way to long
8. I wish I could do this everyday, all day!
Ahh! So relaxing
9. I should probably check my phone now
It's an addiction.
10. I guess I can tan my back while I'm on Instagram
Wouldn't want weird tan lines.
11. Ugh but now I want the front of me more tan, that's what people see more of!
I guess I'll just deal with the consequences.
12. I'm getting hungry
This banana is not guna cut it.
13. I wish their was a way I could tan both sides at once
*Googles it*
14. "OK I NEED THIS THING!"
Because direct sunlight isn't good enough?
15. OK cloud you're annoying
Not like UV rays don't travel through clouds or anything.
16. Oh wait, I can see my phone now
Again, the addiction is real.
17. Cloud, come back!
The shade was nice while it lasted.
18. I'm so hot!
It's literally the Sahara out here.
19. This bug needs to go
Idk if you're just a fly, you're not tanning with me!
20. I wish we had a pool
Or at least friends that actually liked me.
21. This butt sweat needs to go!
I'm literally laying in a puddle.
22. I want chips
Being healthy is over rated, and chips are just way to good.
23. Must. Stay. Out. Longer.
Perseverance is key.
24. I don't even have any tan lines yet
I hope they show up later.
25. OK, I guess I can flip one more time
I'm guna look so uneven.
26. I'm going in after this song
Or maybe during.
27. Maybe I'll try this again tomorrow
Or the next day...