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27 Signs You're From Central NJ

Lucky you.

Olivia Whitmer

Nov 16, 2015

Marist College

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While some people may argue that Central Jersey doesn't exist, it just so happens that their pants are engulfed in flames. Home to Springsteen, Bon Jovi, and really good bagels, Central Jersey is not only real, it's the best part of the state. Here are some signs you hail from the greatest place in all the land.

1. You have a very strong opinion on where to get the best bagel.

2. Your phone number starts with 908 or 732*

*Or maaaaaaybe 848.

3. You spent countless middle-school days at the mall: probably Bridgewater or Menlo.

4. You’ve mastered the art of getting on and off Route 22 using jughandles.

5. And speaking of 22, you spend your winters trying to navigate the minefield of infamous potholes.

6. You’ve been to the Watchung Reservation.

7. You grew up playing soccer, lacrosse, and/or T-ball

8. And your dad was probably your coach at one point.

9. You can name all of the Plainfields and all of the Brunswicks.

10. You’ve probably been to the Dunellen dine-in movie theater, and it was probably the highlight of your youth.

11. You can not only finish this sentence: "Trenton makes, the world ________," but you know where to find it.

12. You spend your summers at the Shore.

13. You know Jose Tejas is God’s gift to Route 1.

14. You can get just about anywhere in under 90 minutes: the airport, the shore, Pennsylvania, the city.

15. You know "The City" is Manhattan, not Philly.

16. Growing up, your parents read The Star Ledger.

17. You've been to Magic Fountain (before it burned down) and Polar Cub.

18. You've been to a Somerset Patriots or Trenton Thunder game.

19. And you've probably been on the field at least once.

20. You know no fewer than three people who went to Rutgers.

21. And speaking of Rutgers, you've been there at least once.

22. You're either a Jets, Giants, or Eagles fan and you hate the other two teams with a passion.

23. Same with the Devils, Rangers, and Flyers.

24. And the Yankees, Mets, and Phillies.

25. You’ve seen a pro athlete, their wife, and/or a Real Housewife at the Short Hills Mall* before.

Even though the Short Hills Mall is actually in North Jersey.

26. You've ridden every ride at Great Adventure.

27. Your parents are still talking about that time they saw Springsteen at The Stone Pony.

If you related to this list, congratulations on being lucky enough to inhabit the greatest part of the greatest state.

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1. You have a very strong opinion on where to get the best bagel.

2. Your phone number starts with 908 or 732*

3. You spent countless middle-school days at the mall: probably Bridgewater or Menlo.

4. You’ve mastered the art of getting on and off Route 22 using jughandles.

5. And speaking of 22, you spend your winters trying to navigate the minefield of infamous potholes.

6. You’ve been to the Watchung Reservation.

7. You grew up playing soccer, lacrosse, and/or T-ball

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12. You spend your summers at the Shore.

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15. You know "The City" is Manhattan, not Philly.

16. Growing up, your parents read The Star Ledger.

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22. You're either a Jets, Giants, or Eagles fan and you hate the other two teams with a passion.

23. Same with the Devils, Rangers, and Flyers.

24. And the Yankees, Mets, and Phillies.

25. You’ve seen a pro athlete, their wife, and/or a Real Housewife at the Short Hills Mall* before.

26. You've ridden every ride at Great Adventure.

27. Your parents are still talking about that time they saw Springsteen at The Stone Pony.

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You are basically a zombie with a pencil.

You receive confused looks from others when you name drop an author/literary terminology.

You wear your suffering as a badge.

You proofread every text and social media post you write.

You cringe when you read a non-English major's paper,

You could spend all day in a library.

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The good old days are always happening now, so live in the moment.

“Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica” are the three most important topics one can talk about.

The Dundies are cooler than the Oscars.

Everybody has a Toby, and they are just someone you have to learn to deal with.

Group pictures are hard to take (especially jumping pics).

It's never too early to eat ice cream.

Schrute’s are always prepared for anything.

Except pop culture references...

Holidays are important and a very good reason to host any kind of party.

There will always be cynical co-workers to deal with.

Putting things in Jell-O is a great use of your time.

Sometimes funny voices and personas make awkward situations easier (just ask Prison Mike).

That places you may not always love can bring you the people you love.

Determination is an important characteristic to possess.

Sarcasm is essential in everyday life.

Love can be really weird.

At Halloween time, it is trivial to come with your best costume ready.

Friendship is long lasting no matter where the future takes you.

Pranks are funny no matter the age.

Goodbyes are hard, but reunions are worth it.

Blogs are confusing.

"That's what she said" jokes will never get old.

Jim Halpert can say so much with just a look at the camera.

Bros should always come before hoes because...

Declaring bankruptcy isn't as hard as we all thought.

Office places can be weird and stressful at times.

Michael Scott loves Dunder Mifflin and the Scranton Office more than anything.

"The Office" truly does have a lot that it can teach us.

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1. You have forsaken all your friends for coffee.

2. 8 hours of sleep? Try 4 instead.

3. Everyone asks you for medical advice, even though you’re not a doctor yet.

4. Your second home is the library.

5. Almost all of your nightmares are about school and exams.

6. You don’t see the problem with taking 3 technicals in one semester.

7. Research, research, research, research, research.

8. You volunteer more than any of your friends.

9. You like going to labs more than going to lecture.

10. But, you know it’ll all be worth the struggle the day you don that white coat and call yourself a doctor.

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