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27 Reasons Why My Dog Is My Person

We all know dogs are better than people, anyways.

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27 Reasons Why My Dog Is My Person

While some people claim that their person is their mom, roommate, or boyfriend I have to admit that that is not the case for me. My person is actually not a person at all, my 'person' is my dog. I understand how contradictory that sounds, but it is the truth. My dog is the most accepting, loving, and caring creature I know, and that is why I'm not afraid to admit that my dog is my person. Whether your dog is a girl, boy, husky, chihuahua, or chocolate lab I'm sure that all you dog-owners can relate to these 28 reasons, and afterwards you will probably realize that your dog is your person, too.


1. My dog is always happy to see me, no matter what type of mood I'm in.

2. I can freely talk to my dog without having to worry about if I'm offendeding her, or making her mad.

3. My dog will listen to every long, boring, and pointless problem I have without giving me some smart-ass response back.

4. My dog is always excited about my cooking, and even if I accidentally burn the food she'll still eat it as if it's cooked perfectly.

5. My dog never yells at me for forgetting to do the dishes, or for accidentally walking in to the house with dirty shoes.

6. My dog never snatches my phone out of my hand for taking an ugly picture of her, in fact, she has nothing to say about any of the pictures I take of her or with her.

7. My dog is always wants to cuddle with me, and doesn't even care if it's right after my workout or if I haven't showered in 2 days.

8. My dog doesn't lecture me for three hours straight when my bank account is nearly empty.

9. My dog always feels honored when I let her kiss me, and is willing to give me kisses before I've even brushed my teeth in the morning.

10. If I'm contemplating whether or not I should go on a run my dog is always a positive influence on my decision, and makes me almost as excited as she is to do it.

11. If I'm just not feeling like going out one night my dog is always more than willing to stay in with me.

12. Also, If I do already have plans with my dog she never cancels last minute.

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13. My dog never tells me to clean my room, and if it is messy she pretends not to notice or care.

14. If I decide to have a spontaneous dance party in my living room my dog is always down to join me, and she won't look at me strange as I do so.

15. My dog shares my love for pizza.

16. It doesn't matter how stupid the thing I'm crying about is, my dog is always there to comfort me.

17. My dog loves to do absolutely nothing with me, and will never call me lazy for laying in bed all day long.

18. My dog doesn't freak out and get mad at me when I tell her a little white lie.

19. My dog reminds me that my dumb decisions aren't the worst that can happen by showing me up with even stupider ones.

20. My dog understands that I give her the best I can, and doesn't expect anything more than that from me.

21. My dog always listens to me when I tell her to do something.

22. My dog tries her hardest to like all of my new friends, no matter how different from her they are.

23. My dog doesn't give me the 'do you really need that?' look when I reach for a second helping of food because she understands the struggle of always being hungry.

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24. I know for a fact that my dog will never leave me, and that she really will love me forever.

25. My dog doesn't judge me for how I choose to live my life.

26. My dog never asks how my grades are, nor does she even care what they are either.

27. My dog doesn't care how pretty, fat, wealthy, or funny I am because she will always love me regardless.

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