1) Looks like I can go to bed early tonight… at 2 a.m.

2) Dang it, I should've gotten more espresso put into this coffee..

3) This weekend was lit… I had the most amazing study session.

4) Maybe if I just drop out of college, life wouldn't be so bad.

5) Stop it, you’re GOING to get into med school!

6) I’ll have a #7 with a side of bleach please.

7) May curses be brought upon anyone who breaks the curve on this exam.

8) I’m pursuing medicine again because why?

9) Darn you, business majors.

10) #businessbychristmas

11) Maybe if I get enough done, I’ll have time to sleep AND eat today.

12) Would I get judged if I don’t shower tonight?

13) Except P.S, I didn’t shower yesterday either…

14) Please excuse me while I go transfer to community college.

15) Success is the only option. Success is the only option.

16) Good grades, good life.

17) C’s may get degrees, but they sure as heck won’t get me into med school.

18) I’d better set 6 different alarms to make sure that I can get up in the morning.

19) So what if I work at the grocery store for the rest of my life? PSH it’s fine.

20) I just can't wait to take a nap.

21) Why did I just wake up more tired than when I went to sleep?

22) Focus. Focus. Focus.

23) Should I even bother going to class today?

24) Who am I kidding? No class=fail. Fail= flipping burgers for eternity.

25) I’d better bring a blanket to the library so that I can just crash there tonight.

26) And this calculus is going to be useful in life when?

27) Only 1,305 days until graduation.