27 Christian Pickup Lines
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27 Christian Pickup Lines

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27 Christian Pickup Lines
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Everybody loves a good pickup line. Whether they're good or not, they're always funny. Here are some pickup lines I've gather for you Jesus lovers out there:

1. You must be made out of water because Jesus turned you into FINE.

2. I've been struggling with loneliness. Would you mind meeting with me to pray about it?

3. You put the stud in bible study.

4.So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

5. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

6. Is this the transfiguration? Because you're glowing!

7. Is your name faith? Because you're the substance of things I've hoped for.

8. How many times do I have to walk around you for you to fall for me?

9. I would part the Red Sea for you.

10. Is it hot in here, or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

11. I didn't know angels flew this low.

12. You and me? We're like loaves and fishes. We might be a miracle together.

13. If we were around when Noah was here... Me + you = a pair.

14. I know that Solomon had 700 wives...He obviously never met you.

15. Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you.

16. I feel like God's telling me that you should go on a date with me.

17. I just want you to know that I'm praying for you... FOR you.

18. I mentioned you in my testimony.

19. Is that a thin-line, duo-tone, compact ESV study Bible?

20. I didn't believe in predestination until tonight.

21. Do you need a prayer? Because I'm willing to lay hands on you.

22. If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?

23. The fact that I met you shows me that God loves me.

24. Is this seat saved? Because I am.

25. When I count my blessings, I make sure to count you twice.

26. I'd work 7 years for you to be mine.

27. I heard Jesus called you. Mind if I do the same?

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