Hangovers are the worst. We've all been there. They are a college rite of passage. They come from unforgettable nights with endless drinks, friends and, most often, complete strangers. Sundays may be for church, it may be for football but for my college students it’s a day of rest, of clarity and of recovery.
And whether your BFF was the one picking you up at 3 a.m. or passing you the last shot, you've definitely had these thoughts.1. I'm dying
2. Why did you let me drink that much?
3. I need water NOW.
4. How did I get home?
5. What time is it?
6. The sun. It's burning through my eyes.
7. Did I text my ex?
8. Just a few more hours of sleep, that's all I need.
9. Is this what death feels like?
10. Shit, I need to check my bank account.
11. What was I drinking last night?
12. Should I check my Snapchat story?
13. Wow, that's embarrassing [deletes]
14. I'm sweating. This is gross.
15. Is that pizza crust on my bed?
16. When did we order pizza?
17. My head. I think a truck hit it...5000 times.
18. Everyone else was just as drunk, right?
19. I need a bacon, egg and cheese.
20. Did I fall last night?
21. Did anyone see me fall?
22. Why is my mom calling me? I can't deal with her right now.
23. Did I hook up with him?
24. Why do I do this?
25. I'm never drinking again.
26. Wait, how do people even have fun without alcohol?