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26 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

What I really thought about while watching the victoria's secret fashion show

Morgan Shaw
Dec 13, 2016
University at Buffalo - SUNY
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26 Thoughts I Had While Watching The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show is a huge event nationwide. Across the country men and women alike gather around their televisions to watch some of the world’s most beautiful women walk down the runway in next to nothing. Personally, I have never been a big fan of the event and never understood the allure. Why spend that much time watching half naked girls who make more mney than you will in the next year off this one night. But this year I sat down and watched it. Here are some of the thoughts that I had while watching the show this year.

  1. Why is the opening so dramatic?
  2. How do you walk in those shoes… but also can I have them
  3. Lady gaga looks amazing
  4. Can I please be her
  5. Why am I watching woman walking around in their underwear
  6. How are we already at the third commercial break… it's only been 15 minutes
  7. How do you walk with those wings strapped to your back WHILE WEARING HEELS?
  8. What is Bruno Mars wearing?
  9. Why are all these models so emotional?
  10. How many girls is The Weeknd going to check out?
  11. … Awkward... Bella... The Weeknd....
  12. Lol all the angels fan-girling over Adriana
  13. I want to go to the gym
  14. I also want to eat all the ice cream!
  15. How do you workout 7 times a week?
  16. Lady Gaga is perfect
  17. There are so many commercials…. WHYYYYY
  18. Why do I hate this but also love it at the same time??????????
  19. How are you THAT confident in underwear?
  20. What is the point of the fantasy bra?
  21. But also, can I have it…..?
  22. I should really get new bras…
  23. How are you still in that good shape, YOU ARE PREGNANT!
  24. This has been the most attractive hour of my life...
  25. I'm going to go run 50 miles now
  26. … after I finish this pint of ice cream
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