1. Will there ever be a day where something doesn’t go horribly wrong and result in me having a mental breakdown?

2. Did I have homework due in this class?

3. We have a test today?

4. Wait but really... We have a test yet we’ve learned nothing in this class?

5. I miss my dog.

6. Did I leave my earbuds in my dorm?

7. No, I didn’t, thank god.

8. Is my music too loud?

9. THEY FINALLY HAVE MAC AND CHEESE IN THE DINING HALL, BLESS UP.

10. Should I change my major? Or should I add a minor? Or should I just drop out??

11. Why am I taking this class again?

12. I wonder if my dog thinks about me while I’m gone.

13. Should I work out today?

14. Do I really need a college education?

15. Why did I take this class. Why. Why. Why.

16. Should I go to this event or take a nap?

17. I miss my cat.

18. Is there a reason that guy is playing his music out loud? Does he assume I also want to listen to his music?

19. It’s cold out here.

20. It’s hot in here.

21. Why is there no temperate area on this campus???

22. Why do I not have snacks in my dorm?

23. Oh, I ate them all last week. Whoops.

24. This homework makes no sense.

25. Why is this assignment so long?

26. That’s it, I give up, it’s nap time.