1. They better have sweet potato fries today.

2. If the ice cream machine is broken, it's going to be rough.

3. How many helpings of this can I get before I am judged?

4. This cookie is not as good as it looks.

5. Making a waffle is so stressful.

6. I have to eat here for the next three months.

7. This Chinese food is disappointing.

8. This song playlist is on point today.

9. Cheese sticks are life.

10. I am only going to get two plates dirty.

11. OK, maybe only three.

12. I need my piece of free fruit.

13. Half the football team is here again.

14. Does my name tag on my lanyard make me look like a freshman again?

15. Should I get some soda?

16. Water is probably the best option.

17. I live for desserts.

18. Veggie nuggets have good and not so good days.

19. Why did he get a salad?

20. Where can you even get a salad around here?

21. Who needs vegetables?

22. Carbs forever.

23. I am tired of vanilla ice cream; they need to fix the chocolate kind.

24. I wonder if my favorite employee is working today.

25. I might regret my meal choice later.

26. No I won't #noregrets.