Christmas might be over, but we aren't all finished with it yet. Here are 26 thoughts we all have every 26th of December.
1. Well damn. It’s over.
But there’s only…
2. 364 Days until Christmas!!
3. Let’s play with all of our stuff right now!
4. I want to wear all of my clothes at once!!
Sobering up, there is.
5. So. Much. Cleaning.
6. And we’d better take down these decorations…
Oh lord. *looks around post-apocalyptic living room*
7. Can’t we just leave them up until next year?
8. Can you recycle wrapping paper? Who brought this fancy kind? This is as thick as cardboard. There is no good way to crumple this.
Finished with that, moving on: time to get ready for the day. Let’s look at the spoils.
9. Ugh. I’m so jealous of my sister’s gift. Hers is such a better color!
10. And what about this shirt… are these frills? Oh man, how do I return this?
11. *Googles* “How to subtlety ask for a gift receipt”.
I’m finally dressed. Let’s go get some breakfast.
12. YAASSSSS LEFTOVERSSSSS.
13. And we should probably eat all of these Christmas cookies today.
14….I had better make a New Year’s resolution to go to the gym.
15. Wait, what am I doing for New Years?
16. More cleaning, probably.
17. I should go get a new dress for the party! But oh no… I’m just going to ignore my bank statement.
18. I wonder if I can still convince everyone to watch Elf a few more times?
Then, the horrible revelation:
19. No more Christmas music.
Okay. I think I’m actually done with Christmas. Now I’ll spend the rest of my time with my relatives
20. Feeling obligated to wear ugly sweaters.
21. And really hating whoever got drums for my nephew.
And those drums do a great job reminding me of my
22. Massive hangover.
23. Good God. When do my relatives leave?
24. Screw it. One more cookie. It’s not past New Year’s yet.
Speaking of which,
25. Where did all the liquor go?
26. Better buy more before December 31st.
Happy Holidays!
