Anyone who has a racing mind understands the struggle of falling asleep at night. An hour minimum is how long it takes to finally get my mind to shut up and start giving my body the goodies… and by goodies I mean sleep. This process is easily the funniest and scariest of the nightly routine. Lets just say these 26 thoughts prove the mind is a truly weird thing…
1. I wonder if tomorrow will be a good day?
2. Maybe my crush will actually like me tomorrow… oh wait no one likes me.
3. Was my underwear showing all day?!
4. Wait, did I lock my car??
5. Oh my gosh what if someone breaks into my car, steals it, kills someone in it, and then brings it back framing me for the murder!
6. What if a meteor falls out of the sky and crushes us all to death?!
7. Are mermaids real?
8. What if my cat could talk?
9. Would they actually like me…. or will it always be a one way relationship?
10. What if I die? Will people miss me, am I hated, will they notice, who would come to my funeral?!
11. Would I survive in the Hunger Games?
12. What if I wake up blind?
13. Did I blow out the candle in the kitchen?
14. Wait… Do I have to pee?
15. Should I go now, or wait until 3am…?
16. I wish I was a dog sometimes
17. Is my period late?
18. Oh my god I’m pregnant…
19. Wait… I haven’t had sex in months
20. Are my roommates here, or am I alone?
21. What if they were all murdered and I'm next...?
22. I really want a puppy
23. What if I was a superhero?
24. What was that noise???
25. Wait… remember that time in high school when you fell in front of the whole cafeteria…?
26. Now go hate yourself.