1. He speaks one language: Sarcasm.

“May I offer you a sarcastic comment?”

2. He understands the morning struggles.

I can’t be held responsible for what I might say or do before 9 a.m.

3. He might be a TAD competitive…

...Aren't we all?

4. Sometimes his talents are under-appreciated.

Okay, that's cool. I'm not offended or anything...

5. He has a love/hate relationship with himself on the reg.

6. He's a friend to animals.

7. Bubble baths are a cure-all.

8. His dance moves are unparalleled.

9. 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.

Chandler knows how to let people down easy, and will go to extremes to make sure they don’t figure out they are being let down in the first place.

10. He always thinks of the mature way to handle a situation.

11. He has a hard time hiding his emotions.

I have no poker face either.

12. When he tries to be photogenic, it goes awry.

13. He too, responds "inappropriately" to uncomfortable situations.

14. He fully acknowledges that he might be a little high maintenance from time to time.

15. He has a false sense of how funny he is.

16. Occasionally he has a perfect comeback. And it’s awesome.

17. He's a deep thinker, and very curious about a lot of stuff.

18. Being cynical is in his nature. Half full? Sure, half full of arsenic.

19. His motto on food: Don’t eat until you're full; eat until you hate yourself.

20. He knows how to make an entrance.

21. His outlook on his love life:

Accept you will die alone. It’s fine; I’ll get some cats and call it a day.

22. Sometimes he says the wrong thing at the wrong time.

It’s endearing, right?

23. He never lost his “youthful” outlook on life.

24. Honesty is the best policy.

25. Nervous Babbling Syndrome is real. Find the cure (duct tape?)

26. He's not afraid to laugh at himself, and generally others will laugh at him too, so if you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.