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26 Hilarious Quotes From 'That '70s Show'

Spoiler: "Foot" and "ass" will be mentioned.

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26 Hilarious Quotes From 'That '70s Show'

"That '70s Show" is a comedic television series about a fictional Wisconsin small town known as Point Place. It follows a group of teenage friends as they navigate through the 1970s—the decade of love, rock 'n' roll, and drugs. Throughout the series, there are many funny banters, quotes, and ongoing jokes from characters like Eric, Laurie, Hyde, Kelso, Donna, Red, Kitty, Jackie, Leo, and Fez to make you laugh. Here is a collection of 26 laughable moments (and burns, of course) from the gang.

1. When Red came up with this self-esteem crushing octo-burn for Eric:

It was really like six burns in a row but still.

2. Or this low blow:

The opportunity presented itself, and Red took it.

3. When Eric went for early morning breakfast retort:

With coffee as black as my heart, please.

4. Or the time Eric had a "headache":

5. When Red showed us how fights really start in a marriage:

6. Or when Eric called out Jackie for seeing Hyde after she broke up with Kelso:

No one really likes Jackie, let's be real.

7. Anytime Leo said anything at all:

Like Leo's confusion between sobriety and horoscopes.

8. The seldom heard Kitty burn:

Typically followed with a nervous laugh and smile.

9. When Eric clarified how much Laurie was worth:

One of the many witty banters between the two.

10. Fez's affinity towards candy:

Like when he found out trick-or-treating was a thing.

11. Eric's continual screw ups in his relationship with Donna:

12. Classic lines from Red like:

Keywords include "foot" and "ass."

13. The time Jackie discovered the true meaning of love:

She brought "love yourself" to a whole new level.

14. When Kelso came up with this brilliant business plan:

15. Or when he had to explain to Hyde why Leo didn't call to say goodbye:

16. Hyde's great idea for Eric to make some money:

I sure know I'd read it.

17. When Red made his end-of-life requests loud and clear:

Unconventional, but straightforward nonetheless.

18. When Eric made this religious burn:

Brotherly love at its finest.

19. The time Red pointed out Eric's skills:

It goes well with "Star Wars" geek and smart mouth.

20. Whenever parental kitchen conversations happened:

Spinning walls, floating heads, yelling from Red, and nurturing from Kitty made these scenes worthwhile.

21. When Kelso revealed his inability to control the elements:

And they say chivalry is dead.

22. When Red declared himself as such:

There are no words.

23. Or the time Kitty came home from the doctor hopped up:

Again, there are no words.

24. This scene:

So many questions.

25. The time Eric expressed this lack of interest and ability:

26. When Red said what we were all thinking:

Truer words have never been spoken.

"That '70s Show" is full of hilarious moments and quotes. Go check it out for yourself on Netflix, man.

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