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25 Things You've Said If You're The Train-Wreck Friend

We know not what we do.

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25 Things You've Said If You're The Train-Wreck Friend
Sierra Ardanche

In a group of friends, everyone should have a title. Every group has the mom friend who takes care of everyone, the dad friend who has the worst (and best) jokes, and then there is the train-wreck friend (which I definitely tend to fall into.) Every group needs a train-wreck friend to keeps things interesting. This article is for my fellow train-wrecks. We know not what we do.

1. "I'm going to be a little late."

Punctuality is not one of our best qualities.

2. "I completely forgot to text you back! I'm sorry!"

We really need to check our phones more often.

3. "Should I download Tinder again?"

4. "I promise I won't get drunk this time."

You definitely broke your promise.

5. "I can wear the same leggings two days in a row, right?"

6. "Should my ex be my date for the formal next week?"

7. "I think I'm just gonna wing it."

Actually, we probably shouldn't but we're gonna do it anyways.

8. "I'd like a mimosa without the orange juice, please."

9. "Nothing ever actually expires."

10. "Can I borrow your phone? Mine died."

11. "Where did I put my keys?"

12. "Have you seen my phone anywhere?"

13. "Cereal is a great meal at any time."

14. "Is ordering twenty chicken McNuggets at one in the morning a bad idea?"

15. "I could totally take care of a dog!"

Take it from a fellow trainwreck, we can barely take care of ourselves.

16. "Who wants to skip class with me today?"

17. "No, I haven't done my homework yet."

18. "Chocolate and wine are actually very nutritional."

19. "I've got everything under control."

21. "Yikes."

22. "Why am I like this?"

23. "I probably shouldn't have done that."

24. "What is happening?"

25. "I'm dropping out."

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