Everyone by now has heard of the cute make-your-own emojis called Bitmojis. A branch of Bitstrips, Bitmojis have captured the hearts of teens and cool moms everywhere. I, one of said teens, have comprised a list of 25 times my Bitmoji has described my college experience.
1. It's Quiet Hours
but who follows them, am I right??
2. DOG
What do you say when you see a dog? DOG. And then you proceed to pet it.
3. Inevitable Late Nights
This is more of a nightly occurrence. When you're in college, working late doesn't always come with making money.
4. Creeps
Creeps give me the creeps. There are all kinds of suspicious people when it comes to college. Learn how to say no now, kids.
5. Color Guard
Holla at my band geeks! In college, I've learned that you need to find a way to make peace with yourself. What better way to do so than by doing what you love every once in a while?
6. Being Nosy
I am totally guilty of asking questions that begin with what and don't even get mad when someone tells me it's "none of my business". In my defense, I usually ask for the good of the order, just so when things get out of hand, I know why.
7. Dab On Everything
Yas, watch ya girl hit the dab. At least I don't do it when I sneeze... Anymore.
8. Alarm Clocks Kill
The most dreaded part of my day is setting my alarm at 2 am to wake me up at 6 am... and 6:15.. and again at 6:30. Seriously though, shout out to my roommate for never yelling at me when my alarm wakes her up before me.
9. YOOOO
I can't say I've ever been airlifted by a noodle out of a sea of spaghetti, but this just seemed so fitting to explain the randomness that is college life.
ex. "Wanna go to Dunkin'?" "It's 2 am!" "So??"
10. Make Friends
And never let drama between anyone get to you.
11. Dress To Impress
12. Jesus,
Second verse for the hustlas, gangstas. Seriously, be thankful for your education. Not everyone has it.
13. Straight Cheesin'
Prepare to be tagged in more Facebook pictures than you have ever been before.
14. Venting Is Okay
^ When you get yet another long-term assignment. Seriously, sometimes you just have to complain. Get it out of your system, but do not dwell on it.
15. Not Everyone Will Laugh At Your Jokes
When you (and only you) laugh at your own jokes. Find friends who appreciate you for you and your sense of humor. Otherwise, you're never going to have good, raw fun.
16. Often, You'll Have To Request A Prayer
17. S/O To The Odyssey Online
Take all of the opportunities. You might end up with a publication trending on a million-viewer platform.
18. Give Em' The Old Razzle Dazzle
As a good friend once said, "two thumbs up is better than one. A smile like this makes it look more fun" in reference to physics being at 7:30 in the morning.
19. Me All The Time
This goes for class, dates, dance class, meetings, and sleeping. You name it, I'll be there... eventually.
20. "What If..."
My answer when I want the conversation to end.
21. Study Later, Sleep Later, Eat Later, Breathe Later
As tempting as it is to do anything other than what you need to, don't.
22. Me Whenever Someone Visits
Or sends a care package. Either one is appreciated greatly since I probably don't have the gas money or time to come visit you.
23. Or After I Come Back From Break
I just want to shower one more time without flip flops on.
24. Popcorn Is Always Welcome
I eat popcorn like no one's business. I might even start accepting it as a form of currency.
25. Shocker!
I don't drink coffee like your average college student. However, I drink almost any type of tea.
