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25 Thoughts You Have When Taking An Uber

Because having your own personal chauffeur spurs a few questions and ideas.

Sam Scalabrini

Jun 12, 2016

Quinnipiac University

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25 Thoughts You Have When Taking An Uber

Most college students will agree that Uber is a lifesaver when it comes to getting kids safely from point A to point B in a timely fashion. The app comes in handy especially when the school shuttles do not drop students off in front of their favorite nightclubs or off-campus house parties. While some Uber excursions are more eventful than others, here are thoughts that every Uber passenger has experienced before, during and after their ride.

1. Who is coming in my Uber?

2. What type of Uber should we take?

I'm a broke college kid... I cannot afford the luxuries of an UberBLACK! Although, it would be nice to roll up to a house party in a Rolls-Royce or Porsche...

3. Everyone better have the Uber app downloaded and be ready to split the fare.

4. I hate the moochers who give every excuse not to split the fare... I am just as broke as you are!

5. Why are the Ubers so far away... doesn't anyone stay in nowadays?

6. These surge prices are ridiculous.

7. Are all these people going to the same destination as me?

8. What are the odds my driver is foreign?

1 in 2...

9. Will our driver notice if we squeeze an extra person or two in our Uber?

10. Other students better not steal our Uber... it's like a shark tank out here!

11. I wonder if our driver has an aux cord?

12. If he/she wants that five-star rating, they better hand the aux cord over.

13. I love the Uber drivers who provide juice boxes and snacks for their customers.

14. Some of these drivers frighten me.

15. Is Uber safe?

16. Are we going to get kidnapped?

17. Well, it's too late to turn back now...

18. Uber drivers are either super talkative or silent. There's no in between.

Either way, a car ride alone with an Uber driver is 100 percent awkward.

19. It grinds my gears when people pronounce the app as "yoober" instead of "oober"

20. I swear if anyone throws up in the Uber, they're paying for it... I do not have $200 to waste on the poor decisions of other people

21. How many laws is this Uber driver breaking?

22. Thank God we made it to our destination safely

23. Don't worry, Uber driver, regardless of how strange our conversations were and how many rules of the road were broken, you will basically always get a five-star rating from us college kids because we will forget to fill out the star rating until the next time we are in a rush trying to find an Uber.

24. How do I become an Uber driver?

25. ...Yep, I'll be Ubering home, too!

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Because having your own personal chauffeur spurs a few questions and ideas.

1. Who is coming in my Uber?

2. What type of Uber should we take?

3. Everyone better have the Uber app downloaded and be ready to split the fare.

4. I hate the moochers who give every excuse not to split the fare... I am just as broke as you are!

5. Why are the Ubers so far away... doesn't anyone stay in nowadays?

6. These surge prices are ridiculous.

7. Are all these people going to the same destination as me?

8. What are the odds my driver is foreign?

9. Will our driver notice if we squeeze an extra person or two in our Uber?

10. Other students better not steal our Uber... it's like a shark tank out here!

11. I wonder if our driver has an aux cord?

12. If he/she wants that five-star rating, they better hand the aux cord over.

13. I love the Uber drivers who provide juice boxes and snacks for their customers.

14. Some of these drivers frighten me.

15. Is Uber safe?

16. Are we going to get kidnapped?

17. Well, it's too late to turn back now...

18. Uber drivers are either super talkative or silent. There's no in between.

19. It grinds my gears when people pronounce the app as "yoober" instead of "oober"

20. I swear if anyone throws up in the Uber, they're paying for it... I do not have $200 to waste on the poor decisions of other people

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The Best Lines from the Fab Four

And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

Obviously the best superpower.

There have been many lessons learned.

1. The importance of traditions.

2. How to be thankful for family and friends.

3. How to give back.

4. What the word "community" really means.

5. That it isn't about the destination, but the journey.

6. The consequences of making bad choices.

7. To trust people, until you have a reason not to.

8. To be welcoming and accepting of everyone.

9. How to be my own, individual person.

10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

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