We've all been there. We've had one too many late night pizza runs and way too many days spent binging on Netflix. You've decided it's time to take action (literally) and head to the gym. Here is what that process sounds like.
1. I really need to go to the gym
2. But I really don't want to.
3. I had a salad for lunch, but we did order dominos last night.
4. OK, I'll go
5. Let's see which roommate I can convince to come with me since I don't want to go alone.
6. What do I wear? I don't want to look like I tried too hard, but I don't want to look like a sloppy potato either.
7. *settles on leggings and t-shirt*
8. Okay, let's do this.Finally arrives at the gym
9. Someone is on my bike.
10. I mean I know I come here maybe once a month, and never on the same day or time
11. But that is my bike
12. Whatever, I guess I'll just have to get on the one next to my bike
13. I'm bored. How long have I been here?
14. 5 minutes. That's it??
15. *changes song*
16. This song isn't good for working out *changes song again*
17. *changes song again*
18. Maybe I'll just try to watch an episode of something.
19. How long has it been now??
20. 30 minutes is probably good enough.
21. Do I have to go do abs?
22. If I want abs, I need to do abs.
23. *does 10 crunches*
24. Okay, that's enough for today.
25. I'm hungry. Let's go get some Mozzarella sticks
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