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25 Thoughts You Had During the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

We are all true Angels at heart.

Laura Carter

Dec 06, 2016

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25 Thoughts You Had During the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

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1. "I could look like that...I could grow six more inches, right? and drop 20 pounds...maybe..."

To start off, you've already begun to think of how awesome the life of an Angel must be. Like c'mon they are gorgeous, get to wear ALL the Victoria's Secret and PINK they want, and get to travel to awesome places like Paris.

2. "Paris. UGH. I WANT TO GO TO PARIS... and everywhere else for that matter"

Paris would be such an awesome place to travel. Being in the crowd of the show and to be a part of a trip would be AMAZING.

3. "OMG. I WANT THAT. AND THAT, AND THAT!!"

Everything is so pretty and sparkly and just UGH. You want it all. Christmas is coming up... right...?

4. " Wait, how much is that?? Never mind.."

Your bank account just informed you of your dreams of the new goodies is sleeping away.

5. "WHY DON'T I LOOK LIKE THAT!?"

The ugly crying may have already ensued at this point. You have now looked up work out routines, meal planning, and modeling agencies.

6. Wears head to toe Victoria's Secret/PINK apparel

This just goes to show how true of a fan you are.

7. "The Weeknd is bae. I love him, and all his music. Why is he so handsome & talented???"

The Weeknd is performing again this year. Enough said. Can he just perform the whole night?

8. "How is EVERY single girl SO pretty?"

9. "That girl is the same age as me. UGHHHHHH."

*Makes you question every life decision*

10. "Aren't those wings heavy?? I want to try to walk in that."

11. "I will now perfect my modeling walk."

*Tries to walk in a straight line* *Falls*

12. "They probably have the afterparty at Taylor Swift's house."

13. "How much do they get paid for this?"

Probably so much money.

14. "I'd do that for free honestly."

To wear those gorgeous outfits? That close to the Weeknd? Yes.

15. "Kendall Jenner is so dang lucky."

Can I just be her?

16. "I miss Cara."

Come back, pretty lady.

17. "Look, they are dancing backstage! I want to join that dance party."

18. "That's it. I'm giving up carbs."

You've found your New Year's resolution.

19. "Pass the chips."

I might as well enjoy them before I start my new path.

20. "Still. So. Pretty."

21. "I'm going to check for sales on Victoria's Secret during the commercial break."

Free shipping! So tempting... they know I'm watching.

22. "Everything is always so sparkly!"

23. Does squats while watching

Never too late to join the workout game. I'll be an Angel before I know it.

24. "It'd be so awesome if Tyra was still an angel."

*Adds ANTM to Netflix list to watch*

25. "Until next time, Fashion Show..."

Forever a love/hate relationship.

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25 Thoughts You Had During the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

We are all true Angels at heart.

1. "I could look like that...I could grow six more inches, right? and drop 20 pounds...maybe..."

2. "Paris. UGH. I WANT TO GO TO PARIS... and everywhere else for that matter"

3. "OMG. I WANT THAT. AND THAT, AND THAT!!"

4. " Wait, how much is that?? Never mind.."

5. "WHY DON'T I LOOK LIKE THAT!?"

6. *Wears head to toe Victoria's Secret/PINK apparel*

7. "The Weeknd is bae. I love him, and all his music. Why is he so handsome & talented???"

8. "How is EVERY single girl SO pretty?"

9. "That girl is the same age as me. UGHHHHHH."

10. "Aren't those wings heavy?? I want to try to walk in that."

11. "I will now perfect my modeling walk."

12. "They probably have the afterparty at Taylor Swift's house."

13. "How much do they get paid for this?"

14. "I'd do that for free honestly."

15. "Kendall Jenner is so dang lucky."

16. "I miss Cara."

17. "Look, they are dancing backstage! I want to join that dance party."

18. "That's it. I'm giving up carbs."

19. "Pass the chips."

20. "Still. So. Pretty."

21. "I'm going to check for sales on Victoria's Secret during the commercial break."

22. "Everything is always so sparkly!"

23. *Does squats while watching*

24. "It'd be so awesome if Tyra was still an angel."

25. "Until next time, Fashion Show..."

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2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

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6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

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6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

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9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

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11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

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4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

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11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!