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25 Thoughts We Have While Doing Our Makeup

If only makeup did it itself.

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Putting on makeup once, twice, or every day of the week is always a hassle that we have to save time for. Sometimes we wish we could just snap our fingers and poof it will magically appear on our face, but sadly we don't have Wanda and Cosmo in our world. As a makeup user, I'm sure you can relate to some of these thoughts we have when it's that time of day.

1. Am I doing my full face or going for a natural look?

2. Was that pimple there yesterday?

3. I wish I could copy one eye makeup and paste it to the other eye.

4. Sh*% my eye liner's not even.

5. Is it really worth going out?

6. Pretty sure I was a boy in my past life.

7. Is this foundation actually my color?

8. Still can't figure out if I like having bottom mascara on or not.

9. Maybe I should try that contouring the whole body thing, and make my boobs look bigger, and make my collar bone pop.

10. I wish I was born with long curled eyelashes like Alexis Ren.

11. I desperately need to cover these bags under my eyes.

12. If only I had someone who could do my makeup for me all the time, like Kylie Jenner.

13. Can we bring this back again?

14. Need my highlighter to shine brighter than my life.

15. Did I blend my face evenly?

16. What happened to how things were two years ago, when no one cared about how eyebrows looked?

17. I wonder if people will notice if I over line my lips to make them look bigger.

18. Why is this even a thing?

19. Why can't my skin actually be this clear?

20. F**# I put too much blush on and now look like a cabbage patch kid.

21. Just poked my eye with mascara and slowly want to drown in my tears.

22. Don't even want to think about how much money I've spent on all the palettes, eyeliner, mascaras, foundations, concealers, powders, primers, bronzers, blushes, lipsticks, lip liners, lip gloss', eyebrow pencils, highlighters, and brushes in my life.

23. I bet a 14 year old knows how to do makeup better than me, with this current generation.

24. After one hour of beating my face, I finally look somewhat decent.

25. I don't even want to think about the depressing moment when I have to wipe off all my makeup that took so long to put on.

All because you think that your makeup is messed up in a little or a big way, 9 times out of 10 people are more concerned with their little imperfections than with yours. So if the eyeliner on your left eye is a little bit thicker than the eyeliner on your right eye, or your contour is a little bit darker than you're used to, I can almost guarantee that no one will notice except for you. Ultimately, we're all living with our imperfections, so just rock whatever your imperfection of the day is. If you think you put on too much lipstick on, rock it. If you think you didn't put on enough eye shadow, rock it. Tomorrow's a new day and you could always do your makeup differently.

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