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25 Thoughts Everyone Has During Vinyasa Yoga

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Jes Wachman

Jun 18, 2017

UNC Charlotte

25 Thoughts Everyone Has During Vinyasa Yoga

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Yoga: A practice involving body, mind, and spirit that began around the 5th of 6th centuries BCE. What began as a group of physical, mental, and spiritual practices/disciplines originating in ancient India, has evolved into one of the latest exercise trends of the 21st century. I personally find myself attending classes that incorporate meditation and long, slow, deep stretches.

However, most people think of Vinyasa yoga when they want to use it as a form of physical, mental, and spiritual exercise. That being said, here are 25 thoughts everyone has when attending their first, second, or maybe even tenth Vinyasa class.

1. "Oh no! This class is packed. There are no more spots in the back but I don't want to be by the instructor or in anyone's way! This is going to be so embarrassing..."

2. "Why is everyone breathing so loud? Wait, where does my leg go?"
3. "What side are we supposed to be doing?"
4. "What if I just stay in child's pose the whole time..."
5. "Oooo yes. This is nice. Why haven't I done this before?"
6. "I'm going to be so in shape. Y'all better watch out. I am a true yogi."
7. "My yoga breath is so solid I am so zen right now."
8. "Cool, we're standing up now. Forward folding feels so great on my back wow!"
9. "Alright we're going a little fast here between the folding and standing I'm starting to get light-headed."
10. "Yaassss I am LOVING this mini backbend yoga Gods and Goddesses GIVE ME ENERGY!!"
11. "Balance poses? No problem. I can transform into a statue before your very eyes."
12. "Alright-- why is balancing on one leg so hard, can we go back to the folding?"
13. "I am a strong and sexy warrior and everyone should fear me."
14. "My leg is literally about to rip in half PLEASE LET'S BE DONE."

15. "Please don't fart. Please don't fart. Please don't fart"
16. "Oh, thank goodness we're back to floor stuff I can breathe again."
17. "Wait how am I supposed to breathe when I'm twisted this way."
18. "Okay I'm back up and I am sweating. Is it hot in here? Is anyone else hot?"
19. "Still can't breathe."
20. "Yay I get to lay down now."
21. "I am the happiest baby! Happy baby pose!!"
22. "This twist is life."
23. "Ahh yes turn those lights down. I am in love with this."
24. "I cannot believe how good I feel I am awesome."
25. "Namaste y'all. See you next week."

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25 Thoughts Everyone Has During Vinyasa Yoga

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1. "Oh no! This class is packed. There are no more spots in the back but I don't want to be by the instructor or in anyone's way! This is going to be so embarrassing..."

2. "Why is everyone breathing so loud? Wait, where does my leg go?"

3. "What side are we supposed to be doing?"

4. "What if I just stay in child's pose the whole time..."

6. "I'm going to be so in shape. Y'all better watch out. I am a true yogi."

7. "My yoga breath is so solid I am so zen right now."

8. "Cool, we're standing up now. Forward folding feels so great on my back wow!"

10. "Yaassss I am LOVING this mini backbend yoga Gods and Goddesses GIVE ME ENERGY!!"

11. "Balance poses? No problem. I can transform into a statue before your very eyes."

12. "Alright-- why is balancing on one leg so hard, can we go back to the folding?"

13. "I am a strong and sexy warrior and everyone should fear me."

14. "My leg is literally about to rip in half PLEASE LET'S BE DONE."

15. "Please don't fart. Please don't fart. Please don't fart"

16. "Oh, thank goodness we're back to floor stuff I can breathe again."

17. "Wait how am I supposed to breathe when I'm twisted this way."

18. "Okay I'm back up and I am sweating. Is it hot in here? Is anyone else hot?"

19. "Still can't breathe."

20. "Yay I get to lay down now."

21. "I am the happiest baby! Happy baby pose!!"

22. "This twist is life."

23. "Ahh yes turn those lights down. I am in love with this."

24. "I cannot believe how good I feel I am awesome."

25. "Namaste y'all. See you next week."

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5. All of the Times He Worried About His Failing Love Life

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8. Whenever His Friends Got Annoying, He Was Always the Voice of Reason

9. He Always Knew How to Jam

10. He Finds a Way to Make Any Situation More Fun

No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

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11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

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4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

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