The day has arrived, and an abundance of people have tuned into ABC to watch The Bachelor. A few weeks ago I made my predictions, solely based off their ABC profiles, and now we've seen the first episode full of drama, cat fights, and just some really weird girls. Here are some of my thoughts that I had while watching Nick and his lovely ladies on The Bachelor.
1. Why do I even watch this show? I should honestly just stop...
2. Oh it's starting!! I hate myself.
3. Nick looks so much better now wow
4. Damn why are all these girls so pretty?
5. I'm sorry but why would you mention how people don't like him? Just seems like a bad idea...
6. These girls are making awful impressions
7. OKAY LIZ, if you turned Nick down before, why are you back again???
8. Where do they find these girls? I'm honestly baffled
9. "Dolphin Girl" should probably be told she is wearing a shark costume...
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10. These first conversations are so awkward. Nick just looks uncomfortable
11. YIKES
12. Corrine is psycho
13. There's so many girls who haven't even talked to him and you just steal him and then kiss him. That's an Olivia move right there
14. Oh God, Dolphin/Shark girl is in the pool...
15. So again, why have you just resurfaced now Liz...
16. Oh if he sends her home that would be hilarious
17. I have so many questions rn
18. Rachel got the First Impression Rose (plot twist!)
19. Corrine is gonna throw a fit.
20. Rose Ceremony omg here we go
21. NO send Liz away please
22. Is there a single girl who has not cried yet? One? Besides Shark girl?
24. Why is this show once a week? I can't wait that long to see what Corrine does next
25. This is going to be an interesting season...
So there you have it! The girls who got roses are: Rachel, Vanessa, Danielle L., Christen, Astrid, Corrine, Elizabeth W., Jasmine G., Raven, Kristina, Danielle M., Sarah, Josephine, Lacey, Taylor, Alexis, Hailey, Whitney, Dominique, Jaimi, Brittany, & Liz!
Also make sure you check out Jimmy Kimmel's Live show from last night to see exclusive interviews and hilarious parodies from The Bachelor!