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25 Thoughts I Had During The Bachelor

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Natalie Lambert

Jan 03, 2017

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The day has arrived, and an abundance of people have tuned into ABC to watch The Bachelor. A few weeks ago I made my predictions, solely based off their ABC profiles, and now we've seen the first episode full of drama, cat fights, and just some really weird girls. Here are some of my thoughts that I had while watching Nick and his lovely ladies on The Bachelor.

1. Why do I even watch this show? I should honestly just stop...

2. Oh it's starting!! I hate myself.

3. Nick looks so much better now wow

4. Damn why are all these girls so pretty?

5. I'm sorry but why would you mention how people don't like him? Just seems like a bad idea...

6. These girls are making awful impressions

7. OKAY LIZ, if you turned Nick down before, why are you back again???

8. Where do they find these girls? I'm honestly baffled

9. "Dolphin Girl" should probably be told she is wearing a shark costume...

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10. These first conversations are so awkward. Nick just looks uncomfortable

11. YIKES

12. Corrine is psycho

13. There's so many girls who haven't even talked to him and you just steal him and then kiss him. That's an Olivia move right there

14. Oh God, Dolphin/Shark girl is in the pool...

15. So again, why have you just resurfaced now Liz...

16. Oh if he sends her home that would be hilarious

17. I have so many questions rn

18. Rachel got the First Impression Rose (plot twist!)

19. Corrine is gonna throw a fit.

20. Rose Ceremony omg here we go

21. NO send Liz away please

22. Is there a single girl who has not cried yet? One? Besides Shark girl?

24. Why is this show once a week? I can't wait that long to see what Corrine does next

25. This is going to be an interesting season...

So there you have it! The girls who got roses are: Rachel, Vanessa, Danielle L., Christen, Astrid, Corrine, Elizabeth W., Jasmine G., Raven, Kristina, Danielle M., Sarah, Josephine, Lacey, Taylor, Alexis, Hailey, Whitney, Dominique, Jaimi, Brittany, & Liz!

Also make sure you check out Jimmy Kimmel's Live show from last night to see exclusive interviews and hilarious parodies from The Bachelor!

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25 Thoughts I Had During The Bachelor

Where do they find these girls...?

1. Why do I even watch this show? I should honestly just stop...

2. Oh it's starting!! I hate myself.

3. Nick looks so much better now wow

4. Damn why are all these girls so pretty?

5. I'm sorry but why would you mention how people don't like him? Just seems like a bad idea...

6. These girls are making awful impressions

7. OKAY LIZ, if you turned Nick down before, why are you back again???

8. Where do they find these girls? I'm honestly baffled

9. "Dolphin Girl" should probably be told she is wearing a shark costume...

10. These first conversations are so awkward. Nick just looks uncomfortable

11. YIKES

12. Corrine is psycho

13. There's so many girls who haven't even talked to him and you just steal him and then kiss him. That's an Olivia move right there

14. Oh God, Dolphin/Shark girl is in the pool...

15. So again, why have you just resurfaced now Liz...

16. Oh if he sends her home that would be hilarious

17. I have so many questions rn

18. Rachel got the First Impression Rose (plot twist!)

19. Corrine is gonna throw a fit.

20. Rose Ceremony omg here we go

21. NO send Liz away please

22. Is there a single girl who has not cried yet? One? Besides Shark girl?

24. Why is this show once a week? I can't wait that long to see what Corrine does next

25. This is going to be an interesting season...

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Don't deny it.

They talk to you like you're one of the guys, but you will NEVER EVER be included in "Bro" things

Even though you've heard the words, "Not you, a real girl" more times than you can count.

You need to caption almost every picture with a disclaimer that you aren't dating...

But at the same time, you never know whether or not to be offended when they say they'd never date you...

And your other friends are constantly telling you you were destined to be with each other.

You'd get all the girls if you were a boy because you walk them through how to get girls almost daily...

That being said, you have an opinion on EVERY girl they show you, and you aren't afraid to share it...

But they have opinions too, and that's why they'll be the first to tell you when a guy isn't treating you right... and then they'll do exactly the same thing to some girl a few days later...

And if they do happen to have a girl in their lives, she most likely hates you, because you know him better than she ever will...

But even after all that, you wouldn't trade them for the world.

No, I actually don't pay for my friends.

1. "You pay for your friends."

2. "All you do is party."

3. "You guys all look the same."

4. "You don't actually care about your Philanthropy."

5. "Bigs and littles are stupid/annoying."

6. "I would never want to be a part of that."

7. "You're wasting your money."

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1. When they go out of their way to help you.

2. When they are cleaning up a section of the store.

3. When they deal with your children being heathens.

4. When they listen intently to your coupon problems.

5. When they ask you about opening a credit card or rewards card.

6. When you have to wait to get an item number or to talk to a manager.

It's not always fun being fun-sized!

1. Not wearing makeup is like stepping in a time machine

2. "Wow, how tall are you?!"

3. You don't realize how much you're craning your neck until you talk to someone as short as you.

4. Hugging your friends is just asking for a face full of boob for you and makeup on their shirt for them. Awkward.

5. You face retail discrimination

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