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25 Things To Not Say On The First Date

if you wanna get a second date, that is.

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25 Things To Not Say On The First Date

First dates are usually awkward but can go one of two directions. Either it's going extremely well and you're looking for a second date or it's a very uncomfortable encounter. Sometimes there's some foot-in-mouth action going on at the restaurant that turns you off. More often than not, we remember the worst things that have ever been said to us (so we can tell our friends, of course), so I've taken the time to list the most memorable.

1. "College was too hard, I don't go anymore."

2. "It wasn't really hard, but I took too many drugs."

3. "Speaking of, should we get some speed after dinner?"

4. "Being in a frat is the coolest thing I do."

5. "Man, that was my peak."

6. "You're not allergic to latex, are you?"

7. "I'm allergic to commitment."

8. "Do you always not wear makeup?"

9. "I like the natural look, you know, like Kim Kardashian."

10. "I'm an ass man."

11. "Oh boy, you eat fast."

12. "I'm surprised you said yes to going out with me."

13. "Usually girls don't respond to my Tinder messages."

14. "You're really gonna have another drink?"

15. "I can't wait till you meet my mom."

16. "Is that smell coming from you?"

17. "You remind me of my ex."

18. "I've only cheated once."

19. "I'm still waiting on my test results. Fingers crossed it's not herpes."

20. "Have you been tested?"

21. "How do you feel about butt stuff?"

22. "Let me guess...34C?"

23. "So, wanna go Dutch on the bill?"

24. "Your place tonight or mine?"

25. "When we go out again, wear something tight."

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