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25 Things You Should Cry Over Before You Shed Tears Over A Boy

Please shed some tears for these things first.

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25 Things You Should Cry Over Before You Shed Tears Over A Boy

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1. Starbucks running out of your favorite drink

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2. Going on Netflix to find that your go-to movie or show has been removed

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3. Changing the radio station to hear your favorite song… just as it’s finishing

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4. Dragging yourself to an early class just to find that the professor is absent

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5. Your nail polish chipping after getting your nails done

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6. When your makeup is perfect but you mess up your eyeliner or mascara so you have to re-do it

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7. Forgetting your headphones at home during a day you really need them

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8. Discovering pictures you don’t remember being in from a night when you had way too much fun

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9. Losing or forgetting your keys and getting locked out of your room or house

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10. Flipping over a test to find questions that weren’t on the study guide

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11. When it rains after you get your hair done

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12. Your cell phone battery dying while out in the city

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13. When you have to create a new password, and find that your new password can’t be your old one

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14. Staining brand-new clothes

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15. Dropping your phone and picking it up to discover that the screen has shattered

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16. Cutting yourself while shaving

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17. Realizing the hairdresser cut your hair way shorter than you wanted it

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18. Having to embarrassingly look at your awful ID photo every time you scan into your building

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19. Hearing a spoiler from a movie or show you haven’t seen yet

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20. Banging your toe against something

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21. Being trapped in a room with a spider or another type of scary creature

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22. Texting the wrong person a really personal inside joke

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23. Losing your Snapchat streak with your best friend

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24. Not being able to stop scratching a mosquito bite

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25. Finding sun burns and ugly tan lines after a long day outside

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25 Things You Should Cry Over Before You Shed Tears Over A Boy

Please shed some tears for these things first.

In This Article:

1. Starbucks running out of your favorite drink

2. Going on Netflix to find that your go-to movie or show has been removed

3. Changing the radio station to hear your favorite song… just as it’s finishing

4. Dragging yourself to an early class just to find that the professor is absent

5. Your nail polish chipping after getting your nails done

6. When your makeup is perfect but you mess up your eyeliner or mascara so you have to re-do it

7. Forgetting your headphones at home during a day you really need them

8. Discovering pictures you don’t remember being in from a night when you had way too much fun

9. Losing or forgetting your keys and getting locked out of your room or house

10. Flipping over a test to find questions that weren’t on the study guide

11. When it rains after you get your hair done

12. Your cell phone battery dying while out in the city

13. When you have to create a new password, and find that your new password can’t be your old one

14. Staining brand-new clothes

15. Dropping your phone and picking it up to discover that the screen has shattered

16. Cutting yourself while shaving

17. Realizing the hairdresser cut your hair way shorter than you wanted it

18. Having to embarrassingly look at your awful ID photo every time you scan into your building

19. Hearing a spoiler from a movie or show you haven’t seen yet

20. Banging your toe against something

21. Being trapped in a room with a spider or another type of scary creature

22. Texting the wrong person a really personal inside joke

23. Losing your Snapchat streak with your best friend

24. Not being able to stop scratching a mosquito bite

25. Finding sun burns and ugly tan lines after a long day outside

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No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

The world's greatest university meets the world's greatest show.

1. When you get your acceptance letter

2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

5. FROG Week

6. When you find your squad

7. When you visit DHall (RIP) or EHall for the first time

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