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25 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Hillary Clinton

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25 Things I'd Rather Do Than Vote For Hillary Clinton
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1. Swim in the Artic Ocean in January

2. Get a back massage from Edward Sissorhands

3. Keep up with the Kardashians

4. Share the stage with Kanye West at the VMAs

5. Eat gum off the sidewalk

6. Walk on a trail made of Legos

7. Eat sardines everyday for the rest of my life

8. Cancel my Netflix account

9. Retake the ACT

10. Watch my laptop fall down a flight of stairs

11. Trade my phone for a flip phone

12. Use sandpaper as toilet paper

13. Go on a date with someone from Tinder

14. Inherit the National Debt

15. Be in an elevator with Ray Rice

16. Become allergic to pizza

17. Use Franks Red Hot as eye drops

18. Be banned from the local Texas Roadhouse

19. Go to the gym

20. Be a vegetarian

21. Have braces again

22. Being allowed to only read the dictionary

23. Play a game with Jigsaw

24. Drink the water in Flint

25. Eat gas station sushi

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