Let's face it - last time we met Virginia Tech on the field, it was as appealing as a warm Miller High Life.

As the game quickly approaches, I find myself reflecting on this football season and how fun (and stressful) it's been to watch and how far we've come since 2011 Orange Bowl. With that comes all the things I'd rather do than lose to Virginia Tech.

1. "The Office" be eliminated from Netflix.

2. Be stuck in a marsh for 24 hours.

3. Wash my hair with dishwasher soap.

4. Paint my teeth with nail polish.

5. Use cologne as mouthwash.

6. Be allergic to carbs.

7. Get a tattoo of the gamecock mascot on one butt cheek.

8. Eat 25 cockroaches.

9. Bathe in cow's blood.

10. Get a fecal transplant.

11. Drink a 1/4 cup of vinegar.

12. Have buttermilk with my cereal rather than regular milk.

13. Work as a chicken sector.

14. Or a poop stirrer.

15. Get banned from Moes.

16. Get a bob and short straight across bangs.

17. Having to use a camel as transportation for a week.

18. Pierce my own tongue.

19. Shave an eyebrow.

20. Dress like a Duggar for an entire semester.

21. Slam my hand into a car door.

22. Break the heel of my foot.

23. Watch a knitting video for 5 hours.

24. Have an 8AM chemistry class.

25. Spend Christmas at military style bootcamp.