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25 Things I Would Rather Do Than Check My Grades

Desperation on a whole new level

Emma Pendon
Jun 20, 2016
University of New Haven
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25 Things I Would Rather Do Than Check My Grades
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Sometimes, there are things in life we desperately do not want to do. Checking grades is one of the things I absolutely detest in life. It is quite literally the bane of my existence. For some reason, my desire to jump into a volcano grows immensely whenever I even think about going online to check my grades. Even if I know I did a decent job, I just do not want to check them. Like, ever. Here’s a list of things I would much rather do than check my grades!

  • Do laundry
  • Lick a hobo’s foot
  • Go to the dentist and get 12 cavities filled
  • Clean every Taco Bell bathroom in the state
  • Come home to this

  • Watch “Shrek is Love, Shrek Is Life” 30 times in a row
  • Eat 200 chicken nuggets and not share with anyone
  • Sit through Thanksgiving dinner with all my extended family
  • Live an entire year without internet access
  • Go to a Trump rally

  • Tell my friend there’s spinach stuck in her teeth after she talks to her crush
  • Read a textbook about snails
  • Serenade a total stranger
  • Go to the gym and see someone I hate
  • Re-live middle school

  • Dance in public with no background music
  • Learn how to play the bassoon
  • Sell all my sister’s closet without telling her
  • Go to the DMV
  • Fall into a ditch then just lay there, sad and desperate

  • Give a terrible speech
  • Bang my head on a table, until there are bruises and splinters on my forehead
  • Listen to “Gangnam Style” on repeat for a week
  • Flirt with a very attractive person, then get rejected
  • Cry

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