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25 Things I Would Rather Do Than Check My Grades

Desperation on a whole new level

Emma Pendon

Jun 20, 2016

University of New Haven

25 Things I Would Rather Do Than Check My Grades

KC Green

Sometimes, there are things in life we desperately do not want to do. Checking grades is one of the things I absolutely detest in life. It is quite literally the bane of my existence. For some reason, my desire to jump into a volcano grows immensely whenever I even think about going online to check my grades. Even if I know I did a decent job, I just do not want to check them. Like, ever. Here’s a list of things I would much rather do than check my grades!

Do laundry
Lick a hobo’s foot
Go to the dentist and get 12 cavities filled
Clean every Taco Bell bathroom in the state
Come home to this

Watch “Shrek is Love, Shrek Is Life” 30 times in a row
Eat 200 chicken nuggets and not share with anyone
Sit through Thanksgiving dinner with all my extended family
Live an entire year without internet access
Go to a Trump rally

Tell my friend there’s spinach stuck in her teeth after she talks to her crush
Read a textbook about snails
Serenade a total stranger
Go to the gym and see someone I hate
Re-live middle school

Dance in public with no background music
Learn how to play the bassoon
Sell all my sister’s closet without telling her
Go to the DMV
Fall into a ditch then just lay there, sad and desperate

Give a terrible speech
Bang my head on a table, until there are bruises and splinters on my forehead
Listen to “Gangnam Style” on repeat for a week
Flirt with a very attractive person, then get rejected
Cry

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