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25 Things Everyone Thinks In Target

All the reasons why I walk in for one thing and walk out with $175.68 worth of useless sh*t

Hannah Budke

May 02, 2016

Valencia, California

We go in for one thing and come out with 36 items. We all do it -- it's OK.

1. "Focus, you've got this. Just get in and out." you came here for a notebook

2. "I'll just get a cart though, just in case." **note: This is the moment you realize you've left 'casual shopping' and entered the seventh level of hell: Target with an empty cart. Must. Buy. Everything*

3. "Sh*t, they have my favorite pens. I'll just get one pack."

4. *puts 12 packs in the cart* "Whatever, they're only a dollar."

5. "Oh they put out new swimsuits!"

"I think they're buy one get one 50 percent off. That's like getting six swimsuits for the price of four and a half or something. Whatever, I'll do the math later."

6. "God bless they finally put out the 2016-2017 academic calendars."

7. "I'll just get four, you know, in case I lose one or something ..."

8. "I probably need new makeup."

9. "I've been thinking about getting a new curling iron (I haven't) so I'll just check them out really quick."

10. "Ugh, it's $29"

11. "Oh, but it's 5 percent off on Cartwheel, so I'll get it for sure." #bargainshopper

12. "Sunscreen is 10 percent off on Cartwheel, so I should probably stock up." (I don't need sunscreen)

13. "I think I need more highlighters." (I don't)

14. "Oh my gosh, I have been looking everywhere for a golden dog-shaped tape dispenser! have to get it."(No I haven't)

15. "The Nate Berkus section saves my life."

16. "I think I should redecorate my whole room."

17. "... and apartment."

18. "I can totally justify this purchase of a $30 piece of wall art that I'll never hang up."

19. "I should check out the DVD section just 'cause" *hasn't used a DVD player since I was 9*

20. "The Hannah Montana movie is only $8.99? Must purchase." *never watches it*

21. "I totally need a new power strip for under my bed."

22. "You can never go wrong with buying extra lightbulbs, you know, just in case."

23. "I definitely need a new purse"

24. "I'm probably running out of EOS chapsticks" *puts seven in cart*

25. "Ugh, I've been looking all over for this glitter tape that has so many uses!" *has maybe one redeeming use*

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And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make

The sun is up, the sky is blue, it's beautiful and so are you

Love is old, love is new, love is all, love is you

There's nowhere you can be that isn't where you're meant to be

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting, my friend

He say, "I know you, you know me", One thing I can tell you is you got to be free

Oh please, say to me, You'll let me be your man. And please say to me, You'll let me hold your hand

It was twenty years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play. They've been going in and out of style, but they're guaranteed to raise a smile

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see

Can you hear me? When it rains and shine, it's just a state of mind

Little darling, it's been long cold lonely winter. Little darling, it feels like years since it' s been here. Here comes the sun, Here comes the sun, and I say it's alright

We danced through the night and we held each other tight, and before too long I fell in love with her. Now, I'll never dance with another when I saw her standing there

I love you, I love you, I love you, that's all I want to say

You say you want a revolution. Well you know, we all want to change the world

All the lonely people, where do they all come from. All the lonely people, where do they all belong

Oh, I get by with a little help from my friends

Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better

Yesterday, all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it looks as though they're here to stay. Oh, I believe in yesterday

And when the brokenhearted people, living in the world agree, there will be an answer, let it be.

And anytime you feel the pain, Hey Jude, refrain. Don't carry the world upon your shoulders

I'll give you all I got to give if you say you'll love me too. I may not have a lot to give but what I got I'll give to you. I don't care too much for money. Money can't buy me love

All you need is love, love is all you need

Whisper words of wisdom, let it be

Blackbird singing in the dead of night, Take these broken wings and learn to fly. All your life, You were only waiting for this moment to arise

Though I know I'll never lose affection, for people and things that went before. I know I'll often stop and think about them. In my life, I love you more

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1. The importance of traditions.

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10. How to work for what I want.

11. How to be great at giving directions.

12. How to be humble.

13. To be well-rounded.

14. How to be great at conflict resolution.

15. The beauty of getting outside and exploring.

16. To be prepared for anything.

17. That you don't always have to do it alone.

18. How to be creative.

19. To brush off gossip.

I have never been so thankful to know you.

Dealing with the inevitable realities of college life.

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Email the professor

Attend the first class

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