We go in for one thing and come out with 36 items. We all do it -- it's OK.
1. "Focus, you've got this. Just get in and out." you came here for a notebook
2. "I'll just get a cart though, just in case." **note: This is the moment you realize you've left 'casual shopping' and entered the seventh level of hell: Target with an empty cart. Must. Buy. Everything*
3. "Sh*t, they have my favorite pens. I'll just get one pack."
4. *puts 12 packs in the cart* "Whatever, they're only a dollar."
5. "Oh they put out new swimsuits!"
"I think they're buy one get one 50 percent off. That's like getting six swimsuits for the price of four and a half or something. Whatever, I'll do the math later."
6. "God bless they finally put out the 2016-2017 academic calendars."
7. "I'll just get four, you know, in case I lose one or something ..."
8. "I probably need new makeup."
9. "I've been thinking about getting a new curling iron (I haven't) so I'll just check them out really quick."
10. "Ugh, it's $29"
11. "Oh, but it's 5 percent off on Cartwheel, so I'll get it for sure." #bargainshopper
12. "Sunscreen is 10 percent off on Cartwheel, so I should probably stock up." (I don't need sunscreen)
13. "I think I need more highlighters." (I don't)
14. "Oh my gosh, I have been looking everywhere for a golden dog-shaped tape dispenser! have to get it."(No I haven't)
15. "The Nate Berkus section saves my life."
16. "I think I should redecorate my whole room."
17. "... and apartment."
18. "I can totally justify this purchase of a $30 piece of wall art that I'll never hang up."
19. "I should check out the DVD section just 'cause" *hasn't used a DVD player since I was 9*
20. "The Hannah Montana movie is only $8.99? Must purchase." *never watches it*
21. "I totally need a new power strip for under my bed."
22. "You can never go wrong with buying extra lightbulbs, you know, just in case."
23. "I definitely need a new purse"
24. "I'm probably running out of EOS chapsticks" *puts seven in cart*
25. "Ugh, I've been looking all over for this glitter tape that has so many uses!" *has maybe one redeeming use*
