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25 Things Everyone Thinks In Target

All the reasons why I walk in for one thing and walk out with $175.68 worth of useless sh*t

Hannah Budke
May 02, 2016
Valencia, California
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We go in for one thing and come out with 36 items. We all do it -- it's OK.

1. "Focus, you've got this. Just get in and out." you came here for a notebook

2. "I'll just get a cart though, just in case." **note: This is the moment you realize you've left 'casual shopping' and entered the seventh level of hell: Target with an empty cart. Must. Buy. Everything*

3. "Sh*t, they have my favorite pens. I'll just get one pack."

4. *puts 12 packs in the cart* "Whatever, they're only a dollar."

5. "Oh they put out new swimsuits!"

"I think they're buy one get one 50 percent off. That's like getting six swimsuits for the price of four and a half or something. Whatever, I'll do the math later."

6. "God bless they finally put out the 2016-2017 academic calendars."

7. "I'll just get four, you know, in case I lose one or something ..."

8. "I probably need new makeup."

9. "I've been thinking about getting a new curling iron (I haven't) so I'll just check them out really quick."

10. "Ugh, it's $29"

11. "Oh, but it's 5 percent off on Cartwheel, so I'll get it for sure." #bargainshopper

12. "Sunscreen is 10 percent off on Cartwheel, so I should probably stock up." (I don't need sunscreen)

13. "I think I need more highlighters." (I don't)

14. "Oh my gosh, I have been looking everywhere for a golden dog-shaped tape dispenser! have to get it."(No I haven't)

15. "The Nate Berkus section saves my life."

16. "I think I should redecorate my whole room."

17. "... and apartment."

18. "I can totally justify this purchase of a $30 piece of wall art that I'll never hang up."

19. "I should check out the DVD section just 'cause" *hasn't used a DVD player since I was 9*

20. "The Hannah Montana movie is only $8.99? Must purchase." *never watches it*

21. "I totally need a new power strip for under my bed."

22. "You can never go wrong with buying extra lightbulbs, you know, just in case."

23. "I definitely need a new purse"

24. "I'm probably running out of EOS chapsticks" *puts seven in cart*

25. "Ugh, I've been looking all over for this glitter tape that has so many uses!" *has maybe one redeeming use*


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