If you're reading this, it probably means you spent most of your childhood days watching a bunch of singing and storytelling vegetables in front of a big, boxy screen on your VHS. Silly songs, Bob and Larry, QWERTY, you've seen it all. So here's a tribute to all the Veggietales kids out there:
1. You know every single word to the theme song to this day
2. You were confused when you learned they didn’t actually throw slushies at Joshua during the battle of Jericho
3. If you lose your hair brush, or anything, you break out in song
4. Barbra Manatee is still the most compelling love story of all time
5. No, just no...
6. Cheeseburgers are a thing of beauty
7. This was sadder than any Shakespearean tragedy
8. You can’t help but to sing a silly song
9. EVERYBODY has a water buffalo
10. Lip problems? Queue the lip song
11. Larryboy is still your favorite superhero
12. You finally figured out why QWERTY was named QWERTY
13. Khalil and his identity crisis
14. The puppy song. Forever. In. Your. Brain.
15. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything describe your life
16. Hand jokes
17. You watched Lord of the Beans because you were too young for Lord of the Rings
18. You had a Veggietales themed party
19. You didn't lie because you were always paranoid about the Fib
20. Chocolate bunnies are ruined forever
21. You have every VeggieTales VHS, DVD, CD, and tape
22. When you found out there's a second and more "kid friendly" version of the bunny song
23. The Jonah premiere was one of the biggest events in your life
24. Every noise at night was a monster and that monster was the "boogie man"
25. 321 Penguins for the hiatus
26. Nerdy jokes for the parents
27. You feared the island of perpetual tickling more than death itself
28. Phil Vischer is your hero
29. You know your Bible because of a bunch of singing and story telling veggies
30. You know God made you special and He loves you very much
