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25 Reasons Why You Need A Drink

Its 5 o'clock somewhere, right?

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25 Reasons Why You Need A Drink

Lets face it. After a long day, what else can you do? Prop your feet up and take the day off with a bottle. There are many reasons to drown your worries and heighten your happiness. With the help of Jaynes, Davida, and Heather, I was able to come up with a few "excuses" to pop a top. Here are 25 reasons why you need a drink...like now.


1. Because "they" are an asshole.


2. Because he won't text you back

3.Because right now, you are as young as you'll ever be.

4. Because he broke off the engagement.

5. Because it is a Monday...or any day

6. Because haters gonna hate.

7. Because your dog is your only friend.

8. Because your favorite song is playing.

9. Because your friends bailed on you.

10. Because your tinder date "cat fished" you.


11. Because your mom keeps calling.

12. Because you have to work tomorrow.

13. Because its election year.

14. Because you are too poor to do anything else.

15. Because you're Netflix binging.

16. Because you witnessed Glenn's bludgeoning death on TWD.


17. Because you're trying to be healthier.

18. Because he said he would call at 6:00pm and it is now 6:03pm.

19. Because you're Facebook stalking.

20. Because Christmas is coming.

21. Because you can't even.

22. Because its your "unbirthday."

23. Because you're not a quitter.

24. Because you finally get to take your bra off.

25. BECAUSE YOU CAN!

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