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25 Reasons Why Chicken Nuggets Are Better Than Boys.

Who needs boys when you have chicken nuggets?

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25 Reasons Why Chicken Nuggets Are Better Than Boys.
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Okay, so we all know that boys can suck sometimes. They actually can suck a lot of the time. But you know what never sucks? Chicken Nuggets! Here's 25 reasons why chicken nuggets are better than boys.

1. Chicken nuggets don't stress you out.

They are actually more of a stress relief.

2. Chicken nuggets won't complain when you want to watch a chick flick.

3. Chicken nuggets don't care what you wear or what you look like.

Fun fact: if you wear sweatpants you can eat more nuggets!

4. Chicken nuggets will never make you cry!

You'll only cry from happiness.

5. Chicken nuggets will always put a smile on your face.

6. Chicken nuggets don't start fights.

7. Chicken nuggets will hang out with your friends and family.

They are basically part of your squad.

8. Chicken nuggets don't lie to you.

9. Chicken nuggets will let you adopt as many dogs as you want to.

Dogs, dogs, and more dogs.

10. Chicken nuggets won't drink half your coffee.

11. Chicken nuggets don't snore.

#annoying.

12. Chicken nuggets will hold your hand in public.

13. Chicken nuggets are fun.

14. Chicken nuggets will go shopping with you.

15. Chicken nuggets won't complain about how much you spend.

"I make my own money so I spend it how I like."

16. Chicken nuggets won't complain about how much makeup you have on.

17. Chicken nuggets won't cheat on you.

18. Chicken nuggets don't care how loud you burp.

19. Chicken nuggets will take naps with you.

Zzzzzzzzz

20. Chicken nuggets are always hot.

21.Chicken nuggets won't "forget" to text you back.

22. Chicken nuggets can't tell you "no".

No isn't even in my vocabulary.

23. Chicken nuggets are always available.

24. Chicken nuggets always hit the spot.

And finally the most important one of them all...

25. Chicken nuggets will never break your heart.

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