Do you ever just find yourself in deep thought and ask yourself why you didn't find out sooner?
I've been doing this a lot recently so I composed a list of 25 "shower thoughts."
1. Dragons can't blow out the birthday candles on their birthday cakes.
2. Fried egg and fried chicken are the same food just at different stages.
3. If I touch my phone in the right places a pizza will show up at my front door.
4. If you can look back on something you said or did and cringe, you are improving as a person.
5. Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that our internal organs don’t itch.
6. Volleyball is just a really intense version of “don’t let the balloon touch the floor.”
7. Wedding rings are grown-up versions of best friend bracelets.
8. Hockey is a lot more fun to watch if you pretend everyone is fighting over the last Oreo.
9. Caffeine is the world’s most socially accepted drug.
10. You’re probably in the backgrounds of hundreds of photos that you’ll never see.
11. A train is just a boring roller coaster.
12. The loudest way to open a bag of chips is to try and open them quietly.
13. If someone tells you to “hold your horses,” they are asking you to be stable.
14. A date is basically a job interview for a boyfriend or girlfriend.
15. Swimming is basically having fun trying not to drown.
16. Why aren’t Ziplock bags the standard for the bags in cereal boxes.
17. Saying “um” is the human equivalent to buffeirng.
18. Fire trucks are basically water trucks.
19. Tetris teaches you that fitting in will only make you disappear.
20. Every mirror is sold used.
21. Brushing your teeth is the only time you clean your skeleton.
22. Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
23. Every picture of you is a picture of when you were younger.
24. Beds are just wireless chargers for humans.
25. In a million years, history class will be such a pain.
