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25 Of The Worst Christmas Gifts

I wonder how some of these were bought.

Angel Fore

Dec 05, 2016

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Christmas is right around the corner, which means people have started their shopping! If your stuck on what to get your friends or family members, here's 25 ideas on what not to buy.

1. Conjoined sweater

How are you suppose to function?

2. Conjoined underwear

The wrong approach to couples gifts.

3. Snuggie

Why were these a thing in the first place?

4. Unicorn meat

That's just sad.

5. A bag of dicks

Dicksbymail.com lets you order and send a bag of gummy dicks to people you hate!

6. A toilet mug

Really wanna show someone you don't care? Give them this.

7. Handerpants

Because gloves are too normal.

8. Banana Guard

Too bad bananas don't already have something to protect them, like a peel of sorts.

9. Spray on hair

Now you're just going to make grandpa feel bad.

10. Rejuvenique

Is that a serial killer mask?

11. Infallible fruitcake

The real stuff is bad but this is just useless.

12. Puppies

Your five year old isn't going to take care of them you are.

13. This bed time Barbie

She looks like she would own the Rejuvenique.

14. Used items

Don't re-gift if you're not sure who you got it from.

15. Soap

Not only is it boring, but the person is going to be self conscious for a year.

16. Cheese Straw of the Month club subscription

"Merry Christmas, hope you're not lactose intolerant!"

17.Grandma's last Christmas tree

You thought candles where happy things? Wrong.

18. Bacon gift set

No, I'm not lying. This is a real thing

19. Teddy bear lamp

Give your kids nightmares for weeks

20. Glow in the dark toilet seat

Actually, this one ins't half bad.

21. Bluetooth glove

You'll look as crazy as people make you feel.

22. Beard bells

Because the glitter beards weren't odd enough.

23. USB typewriter

For that one impractical hipster in your life

24. Realistic cat handbag

What every little girl dreams of having!

25. Donald Trump butter stamp

Where do I even begin with this one?

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25 Of The Worst Christmas Gifts

I wonder how some of these were bought.

1. Conjoined sweater

2. Conjoined underwear

3. Snuggie

4. Unicorn meat

5. A bag of dicks

6. A toilet mug

7. Handerpants

8. Banana Guard

9. Spray on hair

10. Rejuvenique

11. Infallible fruitcake

12. Puppies

13. This bed time Barbie

14. Used items

15. Soap

16. Cheese Straw of the Month club subscription

17.Grandma's last Christmas tree

18. Bacon gift set

19. Teddy bear lamp

20. Glow in the dark toilet seat

21. Bluetooth glove

22. Beard bells

23. USB typewriter

24. Realistic cat handbag

25. Donald Trump butter stamp

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It all started when we learned the truth about Santa.

1. Has anyone actually gone caroling?

2. Christmas cards.

3. Putting up the Christmas Tree.

4. Gifting baked goods.

5. Attending religious services.

Fellow thespians, you know who you are.

1. A single word can make you burst into song.

2. You knew how to contour before it was cool.

3. You own a huge collection of foundations that are way darker than your natural skin tone.

4. Accidentally going too heavy on the blush and bronzer when you're not on stage.

5. You've learned to get comfortable with improvisation.

6. When you watch another performance you always notice the curtains moving.

7. You know that getting comfortable with the script is the most important thing.

8. The little ongoing games that take place both on and off stage.

9. You have no problems going to see a show more than once.

10. Your fellow cast members become your family.

Fun things to do in the winter.

1. Ice skating

2. Walks in the snow

3. Hot chocolate and movie night

4. Decorating a Christmas tree

5. Christmas shopping

6. Sledding or skiing

7. Baking Christmas cookies

8. Try something new

9. Look at Christmas lights

The best holiday deserves an entire month of celebrating.

1. Build a snowman.

2. Bake Christmas cookies and treats.

3. Go ice skating.

4. Put up and decorate a Christmas tree.

5. Have a snowball fight.

6. Drink hot cocoa by the fire

7. Buy Christmas presents for a loved one

8. Sing Christmas carols.

9. Throw an ugly Christmas sweater party.

10. Make a snow angel.

11. Dance to Christmas music in the kitchen.

12. Participate in a Secret Santa gift exchange.

13. Build a gingerbread house.

14. Drive and look at Christmas lights.

15. Visit Santa at the mall.

16. Watch a classic holiday movie like "How the Grinch Stole Christmas or "The Polar Express".

17. Put up Christmas lights to get in the holiday spirit.

18. Spend a snow day cuddled up under the blankets

19. Drink all the eggnog you can.

20. Go to a Christmas concert.

21. Throw a present wrapping party.

22. Treat yourself to your favorite holiday drink.

23. Go skiing or snowboarding.

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