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25 Of The Worst Christmas Gifts

I wonder how some of these were bought.

Angel Fore

Dec 05, 2016

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Christmas is right around the corner, which means people have started their shopping! If your stuck on what to get your friends or family members, here's 25 ideas on what not to buy.

1. Conjoined sweater

How are you suppose to function?

2. Conjoined underwear

The wrong approach to couples gifts.

3. Snuggie

Why were these a thing in the first place?

4. Unicorn meat

That's just sad.

5. A bag of dicks

Dicksbymail.com lets you order and send a bag of gummy dicks to people you hate!

6. A toilet mug

Really wanna show someone you don't care? Give them this.

7. Handerpants

Because gloves are too normal.

8. Banana Guard

Too bad bananas don't already have something to protect them, like a peel of sorts.

9. Spray on hair

Now you're just going to make grandpa feel bad.

10. Rejuvenique

Is that a serial killer mask?

11. Infallible fruitcake

The real stuff is bad but this is just useless.

12. Puppies

Your five year old isn't going to take care of them you are.

13. This bed time Barbie

She looks like she would own the Rejuvenique.

14. Used items

Don't re-gift if you're not sure who you got it from.

15. Soap

Not only is it boring, but the person is going to be self conscious for a year.

16. Cheese Straw of the Month club subscription

"Merry Christmas, hope you're not lactose intolerant!"

17.Grandma's last Christmas tree

You thought candles where happy things? Wrong.

18. Bacon gift set

No, I'm not lying. This is a real thing

19. Teddy bear lamp

Give your kids nightmares for weeks

20. Glow in the dark toilet seat

Actually, this one ins't half bad.

21. Bluetooth glove

You'll look as crazy as people make you feel.

22. Beard bells

Because the glitter beards weren't odd enough.

23. USB typewriter

For that one impractical hipster in your life

24. Realistic cat handbag

What every little girl dreams of having!

25. Donald Trump butter stamp

Where do I even begin with this one?

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I wonder how some of these were bought.

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6. A toilet mug

7. Handerpants

8. Banana Guard

9. Spray on hair

10. Rejuvenique

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18. Bacon gift set

19. Teddy bear lamp

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25. Donald Trump butter stamp

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1. "Unlimited Freedom!"

2. "Dorm Life!"

3. "Never mind, where is my apartment?"

4. "Whose idea was this 8 AM?"

5. I'm so looking forward to that nap."

6. "I don't have the brain capacity for this"

7. "Wow, college is great"

It's easier than you think.

1. Look into Housing and Dining.

2. Pay attention to campus postings.

3. Find common interest groups.

4. Join an intramural sports team.

5. Work on a cause that you care about.

6. Join a club related to your major.

7. Get an on-campus job.

8. Volunteer.

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

1. You need people to hang out with.

2. You don’t want to be stuck alone eating lunch or dinner.

3. Weekends suck without anyone to share them with.

4. College will be miserable for you.

5. Finding a roommate for the following year will be impossible.

6. You need someone to talk to about personal stuff or homework that isn’t your mom.

7. Classes will be boring and quiet for you if you don’t know anyone.

8. Walking around campus is just awkward.

9. Homework help and study buddies do not exist.

Why it pays to leave the hoodie at home.

1. Comfort

2. Confidence

3. Surprises

4. Self Esteem

A few signs that you may live in the library whether you'd like to admit it or not.

1. You dress for the temperature of the library, not the weather outside.

2. You say hello to the security guard when he or she walks by.

3. The employees at Starbucks know your name and order.

4. You eat all your meals at a library cubby, not at your own house.

5. You take the quiet floors very seriously.

6. Any night you are not at the library is a special occasion.

7. You have shown up to the library hungover on more than one occasion.

8. Your friends always text you when they are going to the library because they know you will be there.

9. You have taken a nap in the library at some point.

10. You know all the cold and hot spots in the library.

11. You've seen your studying pay off.

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