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25 “Odyssey Reject” Titles That Make You Say Me

"94 Kanye West Tweets That I Would Literally Put on My Tombstone."

Taylor Kelly
Apr 11, 2017
Florida State University
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25 “Odyssey Reject” Titles That Make You Say Me
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As I was doing my daily rounds on twitter, recently I found a Twitter account that is called Odyssey Rejects. This account is filled with funny titles and article ideas that were "rejected" from being published. Out of the entire account, I picked out 25 that I found most relatable and thought were too funny to not share:

1. What Not Going to Cancún With My Friends For Spring Break Taught Me About Poverty

2. An Open Apology to Saint Patrick for the Sins I Have Committed on Your Special Day

3. How Watching Jersey Shore Taught Me How to Love

4. Why Global Warming Isn't Real, As Told By The Guy Who Plays Flappy Bird During Science Class

5. What Being Away From My Sorority Sister For 5 Minutes Taught Me About Long Distance Relationships

6. The Ultimate Spotify Playlist for Your Sunday Morning Walk of Shame

7. 94 Kanye West Tweets That I Would Literally Put on My Tombstone

8. 500 Words on How "Beauty and the Beast" Inspired Me to Fall in Love with My Dog

9. This Year For Lent, I'm Just Giving Up, and Why That's Okay

10. What My Ex Changing His Netflix Password Taught Me About Being Excommunicated

11. What Maintaining a 382-day Snapstreak Taught Me About Commitment

12. What Liking an Instagram Picture From Someone I Hate Taught Me About Charity

13. I Burned Down My Apartment From Lighting Too Many 3-Wick Bath and Body Works Candles, And That's Okay

14. A 1000-Word Double Spaced MLA Format Essay About Why I Am Not Extra

15. How Saying "New Year New Me" Instantly Transformed Me Into a Good Person

16. 74 Bath Bombs to Literally Wash Away Your Mistakes From Last Night

17. What Accidentally Pressing the Wrong Button on the Vending Machine Taught Me About Real Loss

18. 500 Words on Why Bid Day is More Important than the Birth of Your First Child

19. An Open Letter to the Boy Who Dumped Me On His AIM Away Message

20. 76 Reasons Why Passive Aggressively Subtweeting Will Solve Literally All of Your Problems

21. 12 Reasons Why College is the Hardest Time of Your Life as Told by the Guy who Skips Class to Play Twister with his Fraternity Brothers

22. An Open Letter to My Middle School Teacher Who Took My Note and Read It Aloud to The Entire Class

23. An Open Letter to the Girl I Facebook Messaged About Being My Freshman Year Roommate Who Never Responded

24. An Open Letter to the Woman Who Wouldn't Let Me Pet Her Dog Yesterday

25. Why Rushing Was the Best Decision of my Entire Life as Told By Someone Who Hasn't Made That Many Great Decisions

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