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25 Names Better Than "Dream"

Good luck finding that name on a keychain.

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25 Names Better Than "Dream"

The world was shocked when Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin announced the name of their baby girl, "Apple" a little over decade ago. Things got even more interesting when Kim Kardashian-West and Kanye West named their children "North" and "Saint." Therefore, when news broke that Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian were expecting, the whole world sat on edge in anticipation of hearing the name that they would come up with. Can we honestly say that we were surprised when we heard that they named their child Dream? Really?

By all means, props to Blac Chyna and Rob for being creative in choosing the name, but you can't help but feel bad for the poor kid. With a name like "Dream" you might as well go by any of the following names...

1. Rainbow

2. Cloud

3. Candle

4. Unicorn

5. Star

6. East

7. South

8. West

9. Brick

10. Dirt

11. Grass

12. Orange

13. Tree

14. Zebra

15. Suitcase

16. Candle

17. Lamp

18. Nike

19. Leaf

20. Spoon

21. Fork

22. Flower

23. Goldfish

24. Carrot

25. Broccoli

Next time another kid comes along, maybe (just maybe) they can use some of the above names as inspiration.

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