As musicians we see nothing but notes, dynamics, key changes and more. Sometimes the rehearsals can be rough and we all need a laugh or two. Here are some very funny puns that all musicians can relate to. They sure our forte!
1. It only leads to treble!
2. Did you get my notes from class?
3. There was a major development...
4. ...but there were some minor setbacks.
5. Can't you reed or not?
6. Stop! You're under a rest!
7. Are you calling me a lyre?!
8. Don't hate me because I'm flutiful!
9. I've been told I'm pretty sharp!!
10. It'll just take a minuet.
11. This ring cymbalizes so much to me!
12. I just jazzed my pants!
13. I didn’t want my kids to join band or orchestra, and risk being exposed to so much sax and violins.
14. I'll be right Bach.
15. You know what she wants.
16. I'm such a natural at this!
17. Today's staff meeting went well.
18. Help! I'm in treble!!
19. Cello from the other side!! I must have called a thousand times!!
20. Loud music is my forte!
21. It's too hot to Handel.
22. Please hold me, I'm a fermata.
23. Flutes and clarinets only provide cheap trills.
24. I had to fix my broken brass instrument with a tuba glue.
25. Without music, life would B-flat!
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