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25 'Mean Girls' Quotes To Celebrate October 3rd

"You can't sit with us!" No, seriously, you can't.

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25 'Mean Girls' Quotes To Celebrate October 3rd
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Okay ladies, you know what the month of October means, right? Yes, it is all about the endless PSL's you can get from Starbucks, the new fall scented Bath and Body Works candles, the cooler weather during the days and nights, the unlimited sweaters and boots you can wear, and so on and so on. BUT, it’s also for ‘Mean Girls’ movie quotes!

On October 3rd, Aaron Samuels asked Cady Heron what day it was in Ms. Norbury’s calculus class, and the rest was history. How romantic! Let us reminisce on some of the hilarious quotes from ‘Mean Girls.'

1. “Get in loser. We’re going shopping.”

Never pass up an invite from Regina George.

2. “Irregardless! Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That’s just, like, the rules of feminism.”

Just don’t do it. Unless it’s your 2nd cousin.

3. “Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George.”

*raises hand*

4. “That’s why her hair's so big. It’s full of secrets.”

Or it’s dry shampoo.

5. “It’s like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it’s going to rain. Well… they can tell when it’s raining.”

Something like that.

6. Janis: “We gotta crack Gretchen Wieners. We crack Gretchen, and then we crack the lock on Regina’s whole dirty history.”

Damian: “Say crack again.”

Janis: “Crack.”

“Now I guess she’s on crack.”

7. “But you’re, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you’re really pretty?”

Ummmm… not really but sure.

8. “I’m a mouse, duh.”

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

9. “Can I get you guys anything? Some snacks? A condom? Let me know! Oh, God love ya.”

Do we really want our Moms to be like this though?

10. “I don’t hate you ‘cause you’re fat. You’re fat ‘cause I hate you!”

Truth.

11. “One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome.”

I would let Regina George punch me in the face as well.

12. “If only you knew how mean she really is, you’d know that I’m not allowed to wear hoop earrings, right? Yeah, two years ago she told me hoops earrings were her thing, and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore. And then for Hanukkah my parents got this pair of really expensive white gold hoops and I had to pretend like I didn’t even like them. It was so sad.”

Tragic.

13. “On Wednesday's we wear pink.”









Like e v e r y Wednesday?

14. “Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smashed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hmm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!”

Preach it, Gretchen! Let it out!


15. “You smell like a baby prostitute.”

But, it’s from Regina?? It can’t smell that bad...


16. “Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!”

TMI, girl, T M I.


17. “I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.”

When you turn into a Mom, you better say this at least once a month.


18. “She doesn’t even go here!”

She does now.

19. "That's so fetch."

It’sstill not happening.

20. "Boo, you whore."

"You all have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores. It just makes it OK for guys to call you sluts and whores."

21. "You go, Glen Coco."

Do we need an explanation for this one?


22. "Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die."

“Just don’t do it, ok?”

23. "Your mom's chest hair.”

The fabric of our lives.

24. "One time I saw Cady Heron wearing army pants and flip flops. So I bought army pants and flip flops."

Is that still in style?

25. "It's October 3rd."

Do I need to say more?


Admit it. You use these quotes on the daily, or at least once a month. I mean how can you not?

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