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25 Facebook Posts From A Tween Girl

Because we were all angsty 7 years ago.

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25 Facebook Posts From A Tween Girl
Grace Fjellanger

Timehop. An application that lets you look back on the horrors of your past Facebook, Twitter and Instagram posts. As a millennial, I have been active on social media since I was in middle school. While of course whatever anyone has to say is important, what I had to say when I was an angsty, confused, Justin Bieber obsessed (I still am this) tween was not at all. Check out a weeks worth of over-dramatic, awkward grammar filled posts (that caused her relatives to check on her mental health on the daily) from the early days of a young millennial let loose on Facebook.

*These posts are copied verbatim as seen on Timehop


1.) " Ugh!! Just Spilled Nailpolish ALL over My Carpet!!:0 -----> Gosh its Been A Terrible day!:("


2.) "Ugh!!:p I An Soooo Full!!...I will NEVER eat again!!:p"


3.)" -----> Songs?!?(:"


4.) "Alex Weiland - i freakinn love you too pieces <3"


5.) "Music hits me, so hard. Makes me say, "oh my lord". (: - ahhhhh . Gotta love the classics !"


6.) "my lip gloss is poppin. my lip gloss is cool. all the da boys be stoppin. they chase me after skool...-lil mama"


7.) "Ohmygoodness. Do you know how badlyy I wanna do the zombie walk this year .!:D - prettyy freakin babdly. !"


8.) "--->This Cant Be Good...."


9.)"---> Jaycees Haunted House!! Gunna pee My Pants!!:D"


10.) "all black all day"


11.) "just got back from confrences....fun...not:) haha jk"


12.) "GETS TO START DANCE AGAIN!!!!!!! THEY GOUND A NEW COACH!!!! WOOT WOOT:)"


13.) "Stupid Poe Essay.:p Wasting myy sundayy..."


14.) " i need a Hero. <3"


15.) "Like for a Memoryy.(:"


16.) "---> So last night...(:"


17.) "---->It Was Only Just A Dream <3"


18.) "I'm Tied in a Knot...That Wont Let Go. <3"


19) " Where ever you go...Go with all your heart. (:"


20.) "Sstop"


21.) "Eye of the Tiger. (:"


22.) Funnest Halloween.(:"


23.) "---> Cant gettchya OPutta My Heard <3"


24.) "I Only Wanna Be In Your Arms <3"


25.) ---> Just Lit A Match For the First Time! Yeah i kinda Burned Myself!(:"



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