Timehop. An application that lets you look back on the horrors of your past Facebook, Twitter and Instagram posts. As a millennial, I have been active on social media since I was in middle school. While of course whatever anyone has to say is important, what I had to say when I was an angsty, confused, Justin Bieber obsessed (I still am this) tween was not at all. Check out a weeks worth of over-dramatic, awkward grammar filled posts (that caused her relatives to check on her mental health on the daily) from the early days of a young millennial let loose on Facebook.
*These posts are copied verbatim as seen on Timehop
1.) " Ugh!! Just Spilled Nailpolish ALL over My Carpet!!:0 -----> Gosh its Been A Terrible day!:("
2.) "Ugh!!:p I An Soooo Full!!...I will NEVER eat again!!:p"
3.)" -----> Songs?!?(:"
4.) "Alex Weiland - i freakinn love you too pieces <3"
5.) "Music hits me, so hard. Makes me say, "oh my lord". (: - ahhhhh . Gotta love the classics !"
6.) "my lip gloss is poppin. my lip gloss is cool. all the da boys be stoppin. they chase me after skool...-lil mama"
7.) "Ohmygoodness. Do you know how badlyy I wanna do the zombie walk this year .!:D - prettyy freakin babdly. !"
8.) "--->This Cant Be Good...."
9.)"---> Jaycees Haunted House!! Gunna pee My Pants!!:D"
10.) "all black all day"
11.) "just got back from confrences....fun...not:) haha jk"
12.) "GETS TO START DANCE AGAIN!!!!!!! THEY GOUND A NEW COACH!!!! WOOT WOOT:)"
13.) "Stupid Poe Essay.:p Wasting myy sundayy..."
14.) " i need a Hero. <3"
15.) "Like for a Memoryy.(:"
16.) "---> So last night...(:"
17.) "---->It Was Only Just A Dream <3"
18.) "I'm Tied in a Knot...That Wont Let Go. <3"
19) " Where ever you go...Go with all your heart. (:"
20.) "Sstop"
21.) "Eye of the Tiger. (:"
22.) Funnest Halloween.(:"
23.) "---> Cant gettchya OPutta My Heard <3"
24.) "I Only Wanna Be In Your Arms <3"
25.) ---> Just Lit A Match For the First Time! Yeah i kinda Burned Myself!(:"