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25 Of The Best Rebel Wilson Quotes

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25 Of The Best Rebel Wilson Quotes

Rebel Wilson is undoubtedly considered one of the funniest and most talented comedians ever to grace our television screens. The Australian native has played roles in some of the funniest movies of our generation, including "Bridesmaids," "Pitch Perfect," "Pitch Perfect 2," "How to be Single" and many others. Both on and off the screen, Wilson has given us some of the funniest quotes that could leave anybody laughing for hours.

1. "I’ve only met Brad Pitt once before. Well, I didn’t really meet him. I kind of just stood behind him and smelled his hair. It smelled really good."

2. "I got placed in South Africa and was like 'Yeah, it's going to be just like 'The Lion King.''"

3. "I saw a sign that just said, 'Nutella' with an arrow, so I followed it."

4. "I thought of a new name for this hairstyle, it's called 'Orthodox Jew Ponytail,' because it's very reserved at the front and a party in the back."

5. "Even though some of you are pretty thin, I think that you all have fat hearts and that's what matters."

6. "I'm gonna kill him, I swear! I'm going to finish him like a cheesecake!"

7. "At least it's not herpes."

8. "I went up for a role that was a Jamaican character, but Precious got it."

9. "I have no imagination. All God blessed me with was this flawless complexion and really good tennis table skills. I'm like Asian good."

10. "I was just a street girl who sometimes did crack."

11. What part of Australia are you from? "Just from the bush."

12. "It's okay, Chloe. It's just God punishing you because you're a ginger."

13. You call yourself Fat Amy? "Yes, so twig b***hes like you don't do it behind my back."

14. "Oh, there's no backup dancers? Okay."

15. "I can sing, but I'm also good at modern dance, olden dance and mermaid dancing."

16. "You can choose real life or you can choose the gangster life."

17. "I'm doing horizontal running."

18. "My family keeps me pretty grounded. Like if I try anything diva they're like 'Oh shut up. Go and do the dishwasher.'"

19. "I wrestled crocodiles and dingoes simultaneously."

20. "Sometimes I have a feeling I can do crystal meth, but then I think, hmm... better not."

21. "I stay fat because it wouldn't be fair to all the thin people if I were this good-looking, intelligent, funny and thin. It's a public service, really."

22. "You guys are gonna get pitch-slapped so hard your manboobs are gonna concave."

23. "I never want to be too unhealthy though, so even though I like desserts (clearly), I still try to exercise e.g. walk to the shop to get ice cream."

24. "I breastfed myself until I was six and look at how good I turned out."

25. "See, I guess I'm not really living if I'm not being 100 percent honest. And my real name is Fat Patricia."

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