"It's a Sunday. I don't move on Sundays."
When your friend swipes you into the dining hall.
When you've been studying the same notes for hours.
When you're having fun with your friends and remember you have a quiz due at midnight.
When you try to get a good picture for your ID.
When you talk to an athlete.
When you have to work in a group with people you don't know.
When your friends roast you.
When you have to write a paper on something you know nothing about.
When you have to sit through a lecture.
When your friend invites you to go to the gym.
When you decide to get a Tinder.
When you're the only single one in your friend group.
When someone is wearing the same outfit as you at a party.
When no one answers you in the group chat.
When you wake up to multiple notifications.
When you relive the night before with your friends.
When you run into your ex.
When no one appreciates your jokes.
When you hear any song from the late 90s/early 2000s.
When you have to do an assignment but skipped the reading.
When you decide to do your homework instead of watching the next episode on Netflix.
When you're at the library and people won't stop talking.
When it's two months into the semester and someone decides to take your unassigned, assigned seat.
When your professor asks you to contribute to a class conversation.