24 Signs You're Addicted To Dunkin' Donuts | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

24 Signs You're Addicted To Dunkin' Donuts

You run on Dunkin'

207
24 Signs You're Addicted To Dunkin' Donuts
Dunkin' Donuts

Oh we know your type. You’re a modern day Homer Simpson donut devourer, with a tinge of stereotypical basic white girl swirled in as you sip on your exotically flavored iced coffee (Don't lie. We know you love your Almond Joy Swirl or Pumpkin Spice).

You love your Dunkin'. Dare I say, you love the Double D (not to be taken out of context). And for you, there’s no other donut dynasty to get your caffeine and sweet tooth fix. So wipe those strawberry frosted donut remnants off your face and listen up.

Here are two dozen reasons that you are addicted to Dunkin' Donuts.

1. The hardest decision you make every morning is whether you want iced or hot Dunkin' coffee.



2. Every office party, social gathering, or shindig you’re invited to, you always show up with munchkins and coffee.

3. Your DD Perks app is life and you're always calculating how many points you're earning, and how many more you need until you get that free beverage.

4. Every time someone tries to hit on you in the club and you're not interested, you already know what to say.

5. You stopped buying makeup and just started using powdered donuts to powder your face.

6. This is your Facebook profile picture.


7. You keep track of what time of the year it is, not by the calendar, but by what type of seasonal donuts and drinks Dunkin' is spoiling you with.

8. And your Christmas tree is basically just decorated with Dunkin' ornaments.

9. Since America RUNS on Dunkin', you consider eating a donut or drinking coffee enough daily exercise. This is you.

10. You love all of Dunkin’s deals, such as $1.99 small coolatas and or medium iced coffees (for a limited time offer)

11. Your life is more convenient when there’s also a Baskin Robbins in the Dunkin'.

12. Basically, you live on a diet of iced coffees, donuts and Dunkin' bakery sandwiches.

13. And you donut care that you live on a nutrient regimen of sweet doughy sugar (AND LOVE).

14. Oh, and where else can you get almond milk in your coffee?

15. As a person, you are good, and care about your friends deeply. You never let them drink Starbucks.

16. Birthday wish lists are basically: Dunkin' giftcard, Dunkin' mug and Dunkin' K-cups.

17. Basically, they are your idols, heroes, and saviors.


18. You contemplate quitting your real job and just working at Dunkin' almost every day.

19. You feel uber upset when your friends want to get coffee elsewhere.

20. When you're sad you go to Dunkin'. When you're happy you go to Dunkin'. When you're mad you go to Dunkin'. There is never a wrong time for Dunkin' Donuts.

21. 99% of the time, you just wish you were a Chocolate Frosted donut.

22. Oh, and this is you.

23. After your local Dunkin' Donuts has closed it’s doors for the night, you’re brewing up your own Dunkin' at home with their K-cups.


24. And by end of the day, no matter how much you try to be healthy, this is always you..


Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Featured

15 Mind-Bending Riddles

Hopefully they will make you laugh.

192272
 Ilistrated image of the planet and images of questions
StableDiffusion

I've been super busy lately with school work, studying, etc. Besides the fact that I do nothing but AP chemistry and AP economics, I constantly think of stupid questions that are almost impossible to answer. So, maybe you could answer them for me, and if not then we can both wonder what the answers to these 15 questions could be.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

Most Epic Aurora Borealis Photos: October 2024

As if May wasn't enough, a truly spectacular Northern Lights show lit up the sky on Oct. 10, 2024

16084
stunning aurora borealis display over a forest of trees and lake
StableDiffusion

From sea to shining sea, the United States was uniquely positioned for an incredible Aurora Borealis display on Thursday, Oct. 10, 2024, going into Friday, Oct. 11.

It was the second time this year after an historic geomagnetic storm in May 2024. Those Northern Lights were visible in Europe and North America, just like this latest rendition.

Keep Reading...Show less
 silhouette of a woman on the beach at sunrise
StableDiffusion

Content warning: This article contains descriptions of suicide/suicidal thoughts.

When you are feeling down, please know that there are many reasons to keep living.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

Power of Love Letters

I don't think I say it enough...

458807
Illistrated image of a letter with 2 red hearts
StableDiffusion

To My Loving Boyfriend,

  • Thank you for all that you do for me
  • Thank you for working through disagreements with me
  • Thank you for always supporting me
  • I appreciate you more than words can express
  • You have helped me grow and become a better person
  • I can't wait to see where life takes us next
  • I promise to cherish every moment with you
  • Thank you for being my best friend and confidante
  • I love you and everything you do

To start off, here's something I don't say nearly enough: thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of my heart. You do so much for me that I can't even put into words how much I appreciate everything you do - and have done - for me over the course of our relationship so far. While every couple has their fair share of tiffs and disagreements, thank you for getting through all of them with me and making us a better couple at the other end. With any argument, we don't just throw in the towel and say we're done, but we work towards a solution that puts us in a greater place each day. Thank you for always working with me and never giving up on us.

Keep Reading...Show less
Lifestyle

11 Signs You Grew Up In Hauppauge, NY

Because no one ever really leaves.

27141
Map of Hauppauge, New York
Google

Ah, yes, good old Hauppauge. We are that town in the dead center of Long Island that barely anyone knows how to pronounce unless they're from the town itself or live in a nearby area. Hauppauge is home to people of all kinds. We always have new families joining the community but honestly, the majority of the town is filled with people who never leave (high school alumni) and elders who have raised their kids here. Around the town, there are some just some landmarks and places that only the people of Hauppauge will ever understand the importance or even the annoyance of.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments