Everyone remembers learning that the tip of a shoelace is called an aglet from Phineas and Ferb's catchy song. The Twitter hashtag #UselessKnowledgeToPossess produced quite collection of fun facts, just like that one, that nobody really needs to know. Here are some facts that won't affect your life whatsoever.

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Don't you just wish humans could do that?

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That's not creepy at all.

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Could we not come up with less unsettling words for groups of flying creatures?

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How many giant tortoises needed to be bribed to come to that average???

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The English language makes minimal sense sometimes.

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I bet you can feel it POOLING in your mouth right now!

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Thank god we now know this!

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Be sure to impress your local Barista with this one!

9.

Oh! How times have changed!

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The neat thing about me is that I'm often both!

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Sometimes I feel like I relate to that.

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I did warn you that these are pretty irrelevant to your life, right?

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They're way too cute to be rodents, anyway!

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What an ironic twist.

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I guess it makes sense when you think about it....but why would you think about it?

16.

Who needs pinkies anyway?

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Go ahead, sit and count them.

18.

*Insert ACORNY tree pun here*

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YUM

20.

Seems like a difficult phobia to come to terms with.

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What a helpful evolutionary mutation!

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The more you know....