1. She’s like a magnet that just attracts people.
Literally everyone wants to be her friend. No matter where you are or who you're with, it's almost guaranteed that someone will come up and introduce themselves to your friend. It's a gift, really.
2. Every guy you know is always asking “Can you hook me up with her?”
No. She's too good for you. I promise. And if you have to ask her best friend for permission, I promise she's not interested.
3. Every guy you introduce yourself to asks, “Can you hook me up with her?"
No. She's too good for you, too. I promise. And again, if you have to ask me for permission, she's NOT interested.
4. She’s skinny with big boobs and a booty.
"She looks like one of those rap guy's girlfriends." Honestly, how the girl eats the way she does and looks the way she does is a miracle. Yet another gift she was blessed with.
5. She looks better in your clothes than you do.
Your black formal dress, your sweatpants, anything. She looks 10 times hotter than you, no matter what it is. That b*tch.
6. "Aren't you _____'s friend?"
Really? You clearly know we're friends. We're literally attached at the hip. If that's the way you want to hit on me, don't bother.
7. Girls are always jealous of her.
Jealous of her looks. Jealous because their boyfriends think she's hot. Jealous of everything. But you've always got your friend's back.
8. She calls herself ugly and fat.
If you're ugly and fat, what am I?! Just shut your mouth. You know you're perfect.
9. On more than one occasion, you’ve had to yell at drunk guys who want to take her home.
Definitely not happening if I have anything to say about it (which I do.) Better luck next time, buddy.
10. You can’t take pictures with her because she looks better than you in every one.
Ugh. Still looks better than you even when you stand on your good side (and she doesn't care because every side is a good side for her). It's fine that I took three hours to get ready and you look better than me while wearing a baseball cap and a stained shirt. It's fine, really.
11. She can wear anything and still look good.
Seriously. No one else I know can rock a spaghetti-stained dress off Ebay. Actually, no one else I know would even try to rock a spaghetti-stained dress off Ebay. You do you, girlfriend.
12. She can eat anything and still look good.
Skinniest girl I know and biggest eater I know. No one else I know can scarf down two Big Macs in one sitting while wearing size two jeans. And yes, I hate you for that.
13. Your friends and family will constantly tell you how hot she is.
Thank you. Like I don't already know she's perfect. She's hot, I get it.
14. Your own boyfriend admits she’s hot.
You're definitely not allowed to say that. Ever. Under any circumstances.
15. Your hometown friends know who she is even though she’s from two hours away.
And by "know who she is," I mean they obsess over her. Whenever you go out with your friends from home, they say, "Why didn't you bring _____?!" Uh, maybe because she lives two and a half hours away. Am I not good enough for you?
16. Your close friend group understands this struggle.
Hot as they are, they understand this "hot friend" struggle. We still love her to death. We just need a little love, too.
17. They also understand how she’s actually just an awkward, down-to-earth girl.
Don't forget, girl, I know the real you. I once saw you eat an entire pizza. I've also seen you fall asleep in the shower (three times). When the door closes, you're just like the rest of us.
18. She’s blind to all of these facts.
Even hot girls have insecurities. Even the hot girl has days when she doesn't feel the best. And you'll be there for her to cuddle in bed watching hours of "Grey's."
19. She remains one of the most humble people you know.
Not to mention the sweetest, funniest and most lovable person you know. She'll never act like she's better than anyone, even though she totally is. That's why you love her.
20. She is and will always be your number one wing (wo)man.
You're the #dynamicduo. You're the two amigos. She's there for you whenever you need her, and you're there for her always.
21. She thinks the same thing about you.
She thinks you're just as hot, just as funny and just as sweet. She loves you just as much as you love her. At least I really hope so.
