Ah, the Victoria Secret Fashion Show: what an iconic night for us all. A night where we sit on the couch and eat while we watch women walk down the cat-walk in almost no clothing. Why is that a thing we do? No one really knows, but everyone agrees that it is a necessary part of our year. These are 23 thoughts you have totally had while watching the show. You know this is you, don't try to deny it.

1. Why am I watching this garbage?

2. Lol at me sitting on the couch eating all of this junk food right now.

3. I'm so above this.

4. Who are the new girls? Do we like them?

5. I said I wouldn't feel bad about myself while watching this this year. Well...

6. PLEASE TRIP.

7. How many birds can they incorporate in one fashion show?

8. Ugh. I hate myself but I kinda wish I could do that.

9. ...But mostly because I want one of those cute robes they get.

10. Still waiting for one of you to fall...

11. Am I a bad person for watching this?

12. How old do you have to be to be in this?

13. I should turn this off.

14. I'm confused because I really thought I was more of a Gigi, but now I'm thinking I'm more of a Martha so idk.

15. I just really want a pair of those wings.

16. I'm laughing at the fact that this is underwear—like I would love to see you try to put that under anything.

17. I can watch this. It's fine because I'm a girl too, right?

18. I'm just kind of underwhelmed by the fantasy bra this year :/

19. I feel slightly violated as a woman right now.

20. I really need to work out.

21. ...lol nah.

22. I can't wait 'til next year!

23. Wow, I'm trash.