When I turned 23 I was a little concerned, because Blink 182 says that no one likes you when you're 23. I've successfully made it 7 months into my 23rd year and I have to say that I think this could be false. With the terrible thought of our mid 20's rapidly approaching, here are 23 more thoughts that cross a 23 year old's mind.
1. Do I really have to go to work today?
2. I’m going to start eating healthy.
3. …..tomorrow.
4. Do I have enough sick time saved to just go back to bed?
5. I’m only 23, the world is my oyster!
6. I need a vacation.
7. HOLY SHIT I’M 23 I’M ALMOST IN MY MID 20’S I’M SO OLD!
8. Am I too young to retire?
9. I wish I could go back to college so I could nap every day.
10. Being an adult sucks.
11. How much longer until I have my shit figured out?
12. At what age am I too old to shop at Forever 21?
13. Is it acceptable for me to be in bed by 8?
14. Am I 23 or 83?
15. Why do my joints hurt?
16. How come it takes me 3 days to recover after a night out?
17. When do I become good at cooking?
18. I definitely thought I’d have my shit figured out by now.
19. Is boxed mac and cheese still an acceptable meal?
20. That better not be a gray hair.
21. Are you fucking serious?
22. Blink 182 said no one likes you when you’re 23.
23. Maybe 24 will be better.