For the past three months, I have spent my summer days tucked away in a uniform warehouse. I have rarely seen the sun, my skin is paler than it was in May, and other than the people, I hated every aspect of being there. Standing around in mainly silence for eight hours a day gave me plenty of time to think. Thus, this list was born. Here are just a few of the things that crossed my mind as I folded some Oxford button downs.
1. Is it five yet?
2. I’ve been here for one minute and my feet already hurt.
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3. Does everyone here hate themselves for working here as much as I do?
4. Aaaaannnndd the fridge is already full. Perfect.
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5. Why are all of these boxes just hanging out of the shelves? Do people not know how to push things back in?
6. I wonder what the weather is like outside.
7. OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT SOUND? THERE ARE HORSES ON THE CEILING.
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8. Oh...it’s just raining.
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9. I wonder what fun things my friends are doing right now.
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10. This probably isn’t good for my low Vitamin D count.
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11. I feel no sympathy for any of these people getting their uniforms the last week of August.
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12. This size is definitely here. It says we have 32 in stock-and the box is empty.
13. Alright I’m going to guess how much time has passed since I’ve been working. I’ll underestimate though, just in case. Let’s say...two hours. *checks phone* It’s 9:30.
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14. All I’m saying is, I definitely didn’t have this rash before I started working here.
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15. Where would I go if we all played hide-and-seek?
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16. The smell of cardboard makes me wish I didn't have a nose.
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17. Did I actually just get a blister from making boxes?
18. I swear to God if I hear Desposito one more time.
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19. Oh look, it's the UPS guy that makes a jingle noise when he walks.
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20. Oh look, its the FedEx guy that blasts Latin music.
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21. If your last name is “Hiscock,” why would you have kids?
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22. I could go over to the next aisle, grab a ladder, bring it over to the shelf, climb it despite my fear of heights, and check to see if we really do have one shirt left. Or, I could not do any of that.
23. Guys, c’mon it’s five. We can leave. LET’S GO.
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